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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2019, 06:01:20 pm »

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Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2019, 07:09:30 pm »
"Call Your Girlfriend" has more of the "Dancing On My Own" vibe.

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2019, 10:39:15 pm »
"Call Your Girlfriend" has more of the "Dancing On My Own" vibe.

Dancing On My Own is still my favorite because it's this dance tune with a good beat and her vocals are amazing and then you realize that she's stalking someone and it all goes horribly wrong.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2019, 12:56:34 am »
And Call Your GF is the very model of a narcissist.

I think she builds her songs around a central point, all of which are profoundly creepy.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2019, 05:37:25 pm »
ahhhh now I know who this is!

welcome back, yo
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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2019, 10:29:21 pm »
ahhhh now I know who this is!

welcome back, yo
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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #37 on: March 30, 2019, 11:19:28 pm »
I'd hoped to contribute to this conversation, but you're all horribly evil people.

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2019, 03:27:51 am »
I'd hoped to contribute to this conversation, but you're all horribly evil people.

Comes from accepting Cramulan philosophy.  I warned you fuckers about him, but you could only see the mustache.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2019, 07:17:36 am »
After I accepted Cramulan thought, my scalp opened up at the top of my head and got a terrible fungal infection that slowly turned my entire body a hideous inflamed purple color. My skin falls off in patches in sunlight, and I am permanently hunched over so severely it looks like I was folded in half and creased at the waist. I have a snout like an anteater and my chin fell off weeks ago.

This can happen to you too, all you have to do is one hit.

Or you can be a /square/ like Dok Howl.
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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2019, 09:00:36 am »

After reading Albert Cramus, i became apathetic and shot some people at the beach because i was bored and having heatstroke.

So i got jailed and now im waiting for my execution. My guillotining will be exciting tho!
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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2019, 05:04:48 pm »
After I accepted Cramulan thought, my scalp opened up at the top of my head and got a terrible fungal infection that slowly turned my entire body a hideous inflamed purple color. My skin falls off in patches in sunlight, and I am permanently hunched over so severely it looks like I was folded in half and creased at the waist. I have a snout like an anteater and my chin fell off weeks ago.

This can happen to you too, all you have to do is one hit.

Or you can be a /square/ like Dok Howl.

ETA:  What the fuck, why didn't that file just display?
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2019, 02:59:34 am »
Fucking square.

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2019, 05:05:27 pm »
OH GOD -- WHAT THE FUCK, ROGER

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Re: A Parable (just for funsies)
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2019, 06:58:29 pm »
I once donned the mustache... it was a dark and terrible time.