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Split from He Was
« on: April 18, 2019, 11:53:40 pm »
My posts aren't art, but sometimes art hurts, it does this by design. If you've ever seen a still-life painting, there's always the ever-present skull, the "memento mori" amidst the beauty and splendor presented, it's almost a requirement. A stark reminder that no matter how delicious all this fruit and decadence may look, that we all share the same fate. Luckilly there's no reminder that people also empty their bowels when they die. I think a skull is more tasteful than a blast of liquid shit painted in there, but who knows? I don't think anyone has tried that, yet. If they did they probably got burned at the stake along with their painting.

EDIT: Anyone seen Thomas Kinkaide's infamous "Shit Cabin" painting?.. that is, if you can even call Kinkaide "art". More a fan of Van Gogh myself. Did you know there's a paint with a shade of "mummy brown"? It's not made anymore because these fucking savages made it out of actual mummies... although I think it'd be kind of cool if someone used MY remains to make a special shade of paint. I mean, it's not like I'm using it anymore. Reduce, reuse, recycle.
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Split from He Was
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2019, 11:56:27 pm »
My posts aren't art, but sometimes art hurts, it does this by design. If you've ever seen a still-life painting, there's always the ever-present skull, the "memento mori" amidst the beauty and splendor presented, it's almost a requirement. A stark reminder that no matter how delicious all this fruit and decadence may look, that we all share the same fate. Luckilly there's no reminder that people also empty their bowels when they die. I think a skull is more tasteful than a blast of liquid shit painted in there, but who knows? I don't think anyone has tried that, yet. If they did they probably got burned at the stake along with their painting.

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Re: Split from He Was
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2019, 12:16:24 am »
Sorry, QG, didn't mean any disrespect... but you're right, what I said isn't very relevant to your post. Now I feel especially shitty, not your fault, I deserve it.

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Re: Re: He Was
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2019, 01:38:19 am »
The splitter (thank you, brave soul) missed the original post requested to be split.

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Re: Re: He Was
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2019, 01:41:44 am »
Yeah unfortunately it seems like they split QC's split request instead of my stupid shit. It happens, I suppose.

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Re: Split from He Was
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2019, 01:35:01 pm »
My bad, it was a long day

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Re: Split from He Was
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2019, 01:46:46 pm »
Thanks, sorry for making this necessary.