All zeros are nothing.
Zero elevation is the beach.
Zero pH is a strong acid.
The Zero Pastry is the Doughnut.
All ones are lonely.
One = l
onely =
on(
e)ly, yes.
But a lone beehive is not lonely.
All twos pair up nicely, although they may divorce in a time.
Matter and antimatter are two, but when they pair together, they destroy each other.
I have two legs, but I hope they do not divorce each other. It would be a shame if they went their separate ways.
All threes get unstable, for there's one lonely and one pair.
A tripod is stable, as long as the feet are far enough apart, and the center of gravity isn't too high.
A tricycle is stable. Well, more stable than a bicycle. Just don't take the corners too fast.
In four there's pair of pairs.
Bears have four legs; two pairs.
But which are the pairs? Is it a left pair and a right pair, or a front pair and a back pair?
I'm too scared to ask.
And five is just a stupid number and should be prohibited like everything beoynd that. Most things cannot even count further.
That is true.