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« Reply #120 on: August 31, 2019, 09:10:33 pm »
I do this because I care.

I do this because I'm bored.

It's like you are mechanical, really.
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« Reply #121 on: August 31, 2019, 11:44:59 pm »
I'm pretty sure he does it because that suit fit so badly it periodically cuts off blood to the brain.

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« Reply #122 on: September 01, 2019, 01:57:29 am »
Dude, I've been threatened with death in the middle of a state legislature,
But that was a long time ago, and it doesn't matter any more.

And here, it never mattered at all.  Even if you had skin as thick as a rhinoceros, and could withstand all manner of personal abuse, it matters not when your ideas are as rotted wood, that splinters and crumbles at the slightest touch.
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« Reply #123 on: September 01, 2019, 02:27:56 am »
Dude, I've been threatened with death in the middle of a state legislature,
But that was a long time ago, and it doesn't matter any more.

And here, it never mattered at all.  Even if you had skin as thick as a rhinoceros, and could withstand all manner of personal abuse, it matters not when your ideas are as rotted wood, that splinters and crumbles at the slightest touch.

He will not be able to respond.  Technically, he was permabanned here for banning PD members from a page he adminned on Google, under the quid pro quo rule.

Nobody could be arsed to reban him this time (this is like the 9th time he has evaded the ban), until now.
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« Reply #124 on: September 01, 2019, 03:52:11 am »
Dude, I've been threatened with death in the middle of a state legislature,
But that was a long time ago, and it doesn't matter any more.

And here, it never mattered at all.  Even if you had skin as thick as a rhinoceros, and could withstand all manner of personal abuse, it matters not when your ideas are as rotted wood, that splinters and crumbles at the slightest touch.

He will not be able to respond.  Technically, he was permabanned here for banning PD members from a page he adminned on Google, under the quid pro quo rule.

Nobody could be arsed to reban him this time (this is like the 9th time he has evaded the ban), until now.
Meh.  I wasn't expecting much from him anyway.

But I reserve the right to auto-plagiarize the "rotted wood" bit.  No point letting it go to waste.
"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in PADS AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"

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« Reply #125 on: September 01, 2019, 04:05:07 am »
The repressive state apparatus of PD has deprived me of my RWHN easy fix dosage, now i will have to obtain it in the black market  :argh!:

No but really, hes such a tool that its like talking to a brick wall, im glad hes gone
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« Reply #126 on: September 01, 2019, 06:37:58 pm »
The repressive state apparatus of PD has deprived me of my RWHN easy fix dosage, now i will have to obtain it in the black market  :argh!:

And now we will never reach ten pages of drugs. We are past our prime, PD. A moment of silence, please.



Not THAT much silence, I dont know if we could survive it.
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« Reply #127 on: September 01, 2019, 07:50:15 pm »
The repressive state apparatus of PD has deprived me of my RWHN easy fix dosage, now i will have to obtain it in the black market  :argh!:

No but really, hes such a tool that its like talking to a brick wall, im glad hes gone

He'll be back.
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« Reply #128 on: September 02, 2019, 02:21:46 am »
Ugh. He makes me want to do drugs more often out of spite.
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« Reply #129 on: September 06, 2019, 10:21:42 pm »
i've seen worthless trolls become valuable and insightful contributing members of the community before, but this is one of those rare and magical moments where the chi flows in the other direction
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« Reply #130 on: September 06, 2019, 10:34:42 pm »
i've seen worthless trolls become valuable and insightful contributing members of the community before, but this is one of those rare and magical moments where the chi flows in the other direction

Law of equivalent exchange  :lulz:
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« Reply #131 on: September 13, 2019, 06:04:35 pm »
So like
What if
*massive bong rip*
I
*coughing followed by slightly smaller bong rip*
OH FUCK
HANDS
*harder coughing and in the distant muffled insults about not being able to handle his shit and stop bogarting*
DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!!!!!!
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