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Re: Stupid wingnut V2 - now with more stupid
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2019, 09:01:21 pm »
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Re: Stupid wingnut V2 - now with more stupid
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2019, 09:26:20 pm »
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Re: Stupid wingnut V2 - now with more stupid
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2019, 07:22:21 pm »
"How do you tell a 10-year-old little girl who got a Ruger 10/22 with a pink stock for her birthday that her rifle is an assault weapon and she has to turn it over to government or be arrested for felony possession?"
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Re: Stupid wingnut V2 - now with more stupid
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2019, 08:14:25 pm »
"How do you tell a 10-year-old little girl who got a Ruger 10/22 with a pink stock for her birthday that her rifle is an assault weapon and she has to turn it over to government or be arrested for felony possession?"
--Marion Hammer,  NRA

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Re: Stupid wingnut V2 - now with more stupid
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2019, 09:42:01 pm »
"How do you tell a 10-year-old little girl who got a Ruger 10/22 with a pink stock for her birthday that her rifle is an assault weapon and she has to turn it over to government or be arrested for felony possession?"
--Marion Hammer,  NRA

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Re: Stupid wingnut V2 - now with more stupid
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2019, 11:09:44 pm »
Hilarious fact: any assault weapon law wouldn’t treat a factory 10/22 as an assault weapon. Classic stock, limited magazine, long barrel, low caliber rimfire, the 10/22 is the weapon that will be just fine. It’s FUD, plain and simple.
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Re: Stupid wingnut V2 - now with more stupid
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2019, 05:18:59 am »

...so close