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Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2019, 03:09:05 pm »
Please do not use your moderator privileges for trying to hide exposing of your royal patrons:

Yeah, everyone knows I'm a massive royalist.

You idiot.

You complete moron.

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Re: Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2019, 03:27:02 pm »
Pulling made-up stuff out from your ass doesn't actually count as an insider source.

Please do not merge my threads again. I perceive it is as demonstration of supremacy.
Like Western supremacy over some slav ivan. Please do not do it again.

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I do not sorry you for that. Please restore my threads - and i be able to sorry you.
If you are supporter of Nazi-Zionist propaganda - you will not restore my threads, as i could you understand.

I just banned this freak.
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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2019, 03:56:19 pm »
That was a rollercoaster of crazy.
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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2019, 04:23:14 pm »
I'm just glad he wasn't able to "sorry" me.

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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2019, 04:31:17 pm »
And history repeats!  :lulz:

He always gets so bewildered and angry when you don’t take him seriously. Good riddance, though.
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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #50 on: October 21, 2019, 01:43:14 am »
Ohh I see y'all met zlaxy--he's really not a holocaust denier but he was also not meant for *this* world.

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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #52 on: October 21, 2019, 05:46:44 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoYjIDwbzLY&list=FLnKAYV_fUAGh0geVOPMr_Rw&index=48

That was really good! It reminds me of something I heard a long time ago about conspiracy theorists---that they endlessly hypothesize because it's easier to follow that thought trail than to accept the random, discordant impermanence life brings. That nobody is at the wheel.

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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #53 on: October 21, 2019, 08:05:54 am »
The problem with conspiracies is that any time you involve more than five people, they're freaking doomed, as the Trump Train is about to discover the hard way.

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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #54 on: October 21, 2019, 10:18:00 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoYjIDwbzLY&list=FLnKAYV_fUAGh0geVOPMr_Rw&index=48

That was really good! It reminds me of something I heard a long time ago about conspiracy theorists---that they endlessly hypothesize because it's easier to follow that thought trail than to accept the random, discordant impermanence life brings. That nobody is at the wheel.

Conspiracy theorists minds are a stirred cumbucket of fantasy, projection, pathological paranoia, psychosis and lazy/imprecise thinking.

The fantasy and desires part of it always plays a part because its always the recurring characters that validate their lifestyle and cosmovision... if theyre in the slightest religious, its about demons... if theyre nationalistic and "democratic", its the russians, chinese or germans... if theyre racist its the jews... if they saw too many sci fi movies, its aliens and quantums. Its part of that frequent schatological perspective where theres absolute good and absolute evil that must be destroyed.

Projection: they project their own nasty emotions and feelings they actively have and attribute them to someone else... those people want to murder, exterminate, rape, steal our property, right? Just in the manner how any alt righter, redneck and conservative fears the "deep state" doing to them what they do as a collective day by day against minorities.

Then theres the saviour complex and attention whoring, by god... why dont these fuckers ever study the Panama papers, wikileaks or mkultra which are REAL shit thats going on instead of jacking off over reptiles? Because thats BORING to read and requires actual work - no, theyd rather read David Icke for entertainment, then pass it off as investigative journalism.

Conspiracy theorism is more of a hobby and entertainment, and a form of social bonding rather than an interest of finding any kind of truth.
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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #55 on: October 21, 2019, 11:51:07 am »
I read David Icke for entertainment. But, like, actual entertainment. I'd love for the Queen to be a giant, shapeshifting lizard.

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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #56 on: October 21, 2019, 02:22:26 pm »
I have difficulty figuring out the motivations that these conspiracy theories would imply.

Flat earthers, for example.  What, exactly, would be the motivation of the millions of people who are involved in this conspiracy claiming the Earth is round?  I mean, it would be incredibly expensive to maintain such a fiction, so why would we pretend the Earth is a different shape than it actually is?  What would be the point?

But now I'm the one who's being silly.  It's like looking at a pile of garbage on top of someone's garage roof and wondering why where are so many empty pickled-beet jars.
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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #57 on: October 21, 2019, 02:30:51 pm »
There is a certain kind of beauty to the Flat Earthers commitment to their rhetoric. At one point they were going to attempt to build a low orbital craft to prove themselves right. There's a mania to that that borders on ambitious Futurism.

If I had to pick a conspiracy group to support, it would be them.
Vaccines cause autism = suddenly measles and mumps are back
Jews did 911 = another excuse to hate on a persecuted group

But Flat earthers, say they succeed in building the ship, sure they get proven wrong (It's a trapezoid), but their consolation prize is the have placed low orbital voyage in the hands of civilians.
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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #58 on: October 21, 2019, 04:53:16 pm »
I’m almost sad he got banned so fast, I noticed he mentioned being banned by “an lgbt activist”, and I kind of wanted to poke that for a while.

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Re: Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« Reply #59 on: October 21, 2019, 04:55:48 pm »
I’m almost sad he got banned so fast, I noticed he mentioned being banned by “an lgbt activist”, and I kind of wanted to poke that for a while.

Once the screaming about the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ started, there really wasn't much option.

The Free Market™ demanded it.
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