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Zlax's merged thread of nonsense
« on: October 19, 2019, 07:15:42 am »
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_casualties

Belarus 2,290,000 25.3%
Poland 6,000,000 17.22%
Ukraine 6,850,000 16.3%
Russia 13,950,000 12.7%
Greece 807,000 11.17%
Yugoslavia  1,700,000 10.97%
Germany 7,400,000 8.86%


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Каб выйсці з сакрэтнай зоны ЗША, неабходна задаць пытанне на англійскай мове.
Aby opuścić tajną strefę USA, musisz zadać pytanie w języku angielskim.
Για να φύγετε από τη μυστική ζώνη των ΗΠΑ, πρέπει να κάνετε μια ερώτηση στα αγγλικά.
Um den geheimen Bereich der USA zu verlassen, müssen Sie eine Frage auf Englisch stellen.



United States 419,400 0.32%





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Re: Oblast 51 tajné spisy
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2019, 09:23:08 am »
What?
Narrator: In time you will know the tragic extent of my failings

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Re: Oblast 51 tajné spisy
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2019, 10:46:27 am »
What?
Пожалуйста не спрашивай, просто прими к сведению.

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Re: Oblast 51 tajné spisy
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2019, 12:04:40 pm »
That's nice, answering a question in a completely different language to the one it was asked in.

Very polite, much manners, wow.

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Re: Oblast 51 tajné spisy
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2019, 01:49:31 pm »
Пожалуйста не спрашивай, просто прими к сведению.
飛行船はうなぎがいっぱいでございます。
"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in PADS AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"

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Re: Oblast 51 tajné spisy
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2019, 03:59:28 pm »
Пожалуйста не спрашивай, просто прими к сведению.
飛行船はうなぎがいっぱいでございます。
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Re: Oblast 51 tajné spisy
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2019, 05:18:15 pm »
:boring:
"Daisy had syphilis, Tom died of genital warts, and Nick Carroway watched it all in mounting horror, then made off with the silverware and the maid."
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Re: Oblast 51 tajné spisy
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2019, 05:53:50 pm »
Is this outlandish ish?
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Re: Oblast 51 tajné spisy
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2019, 06:23:23 pm »
I thought I was being funny, but the OP's response made me realize that regurgitation of pop culture must be done judiciously, lest one appear trite and unimaginative.

I didn't think his response to my comment was funny; but since they were essentially the same joke, mine must not have been funny either.
"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in PADS AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"

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Re: Oblast 51 tajné spisy
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2019, 08:03:13 pm »
I thought I was being funny, but the OP's response made me realize that regurgitation of pop culture must be done judiciously, lest one appear trite and unimaginative.

I didn't think his response to my comment was funny; but since they were essentially the same joke, mine must not have been funny either.
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HAARP is a childish toy
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2019, 08:30:40 pm »
All these transmitting aerials were built in coarse of the last twenty eight years from now, after the Soviet Union's dissolution, under the secret services' guidance and military control:


Ionospheric Laboratory, Urumchi (Urumqi) Site, Xinjiang (Sinkiang) Region. The area in the following image is 275x275 meters. The China Research Institute of Radiowave Propagation (CRIRP)


The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) is an ionospheric research program jointly funded by the U.S. Air Force, the U.S. Navy and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency.
The area in the following image is 400x300 meters.

According to the Disinformation from state.gov HAARP probably could be the cause of earthquakes:
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ĥ14. Disinformation alleging that the Haitian earthquake was deliberately caused by what is inaccurately described as a U.S. secret weapon, the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) ... Posts should rely on guidance in Ref B and C to respond to any appearances of the Ğsecret weaponğ earthquake disinformation, and should report any new disinformation to Task Force 3 (TaskForce-3@state.gov).
https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/10STATE9107_a.html

Maybe you remember that cell phones and radio phones used to have simple antennas - they were sticking out of the phones. But modern phones and wireless radio devices do not have any visible antennas protruding from the design, and their transmitting capacity has increased significantly. This is due to fractal antennas:

In fact, it's an ornament-like drawing made from a electric conductor. A small pattern with a 1cm diameter in your smartphone works more efficiently (a few orders of magnitude better) than this:

I focus on the difference between conventional and fractal antennas to indicate that US HAARP is using field of conventional antennas for "study the influence on the ionosphere":

400x300 meters field.

I explained and emphasized this so that you could understand the meaning of this fractal-circular object in Tula Abatis:

1666 meters is the diameter of this fractal gear. Military base 56707 (object "Polus-1"), Kashira-8.

But ionospheric laboratory less effectively than cloudbuster, but more effectively than hagelkanon.
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Re: HAARP is a childish toy
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2019, 08:37:00 pm »

-Reference to Wilhelm Reich and "cloudbusting" CHECK
-HAARP as a weapon CHECK
-Nazi antennas CHECK
-Fractals CHECK

Now i just need a mention to Obama, jews, aliens and/or demons and i can call out my Bingo.
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Re: HAARP is a childish toy
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2019, 08:44:05 pm »

-Reference to Wilhelm Reich and "cloudbusting" CHECK
-HAARP as a weapon CHECK
-Nazi antennas CHECK
-Fractals CHECK

Now i just need a mention to Obama, jews, aliens and/or demons and i can call out my Bingo.

Please check also this:

http://web.archive.org/web/19970212213658/http://www.oha.doe.gov/cases/foia/vfa0043.htm





https://patents.google.com/patent/US4686605A/en

https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/Project_Woodpecker

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Re: HAARP is a childish toy
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2019, 08:52:36 pm »
Why is asshole conspiracy theory in the political section?
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