The Blackest Friday: 2019 holiday season / pre-election gun buying deals!!!

[Bruno]

BUY'M CHEAP'N STACK'M DEEP, I ALWAYS SAY!!!!

What you guise got in your cybervirtual shopping carts?

I got a .22LR/WMR Rough Rider and a 12GA Mossberg 88 Field/Security Combo! HELLS YEAH! NOT EVEN ON SALE OR NOTHIN! BUT I"M WAIT"N!!! MY EYE IS ALL OVE RTHAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!@

Savage Arms got a rebates like a motherfucker from now till the end of November! Totally tempted to gets me an 6.5 Creedmoor something OR WHATEVER, WOOOO!!!!!!

Thinken bout goin all A-Team/McGuyyver/DUKES A HAZZERD and mixing me up some explosive crossbow bolts outta some Aguilla Shotshells and roofing nails! I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PITTY THE FOOL THAT TRY TO HUNTING SEASON THIS LIBRUL!!!!!! WHATEVER MURDOCH'S CATCHPHRASE WAS!!!!!!! YEEEEHAAAAAWWWW!!!!!












(also, jesus)

[Fujikoma]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

[altered]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

The only right answer to "what do I shoot someone with" is "something that turns them and their immediate surroundings into a greasy stain."

And the answer to "when do I shoot them" is "yes".

This is entirely unrelated to my brand new Car Cannon, accepts only American manufactured ammunition/motor vehicles, buy now before I go out of business and retire to a place with lax tax code and no extradition.

[Doktor Howl]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

Balls.  The trick with a 22 is to fire rapidly, because you don't have to bring your aim down.  Lower center mass (abdomen/groin) to avoid having ribs deflect your bullets.

7 small wounds will kill faster than one big wound.

[Bruno]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

I'm bad at words, but I'm good at pointing.

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[Cain]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

Balls.  The trick with a 22 is to fire rapidly, because you don't have to bring your aim down.  Lower center mass (abdomen/groin) to avoid having ribs deflect your bullets.

7 small wounds will kill faster than one big wound.

A .22 is also one of the favoured calibre's for professional killers, due to being relatively quiet and their tendency to bounce around inside the body when hitting bone. A bullet that pierces the skull is going to liquify the brain, and inside the body, whatever internal organs it shreds through.

[Doktor Howl]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

Balls.  The trick with a 22 is to fire rapidly, because you don't have to bring your aim down.  Lower center mass (abdomen/groin) to avoid having ribs deflect your bullets.

7 small wounds will kill faster than one big wound.

A .22 is also one of the favoured calibre's for professional killers, due to being relatively quiet and their tendency to bounce around inside the body when hitting bone. A bullet that pierces the skull is going to liquify the brain, and inside the body, whatever internal organs it shreds through.

People seem to have this idea that a .22 is comparable to a pellet.

It is in fact comparable to someone stabbing a person with a knitting needle at 900 feet per second.

[Cain]

  As always, you have such a way with words and imagery.

[Doktor Howl]

Which then, as you say, bounces around, and - given its slow speed - tends to tumble.

[Bruno]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

Balls.  The trick with a 22 is to fire rapidly, because you don't have to bring your aim down.  Lower center mass (abdomen/groin) to avoid having ribs deflect your bullets.

7 small wounds will kill faster than one big wound.

So, do aim below the ribs with a 22?

The Rough Rider is a single action only 6 round revolver. Rapid fire is probably not an option, though I'll be sure to try the trick where you hold down the trigger and just flap the hammer with your other hand. That would be COWBOY AF!

The one I'm getting does come with the 22WMR cylinder, though. I think those are about even with 380ACP. Hornady makes their "Critical  Defense" line in that caliber. I'll be picking up a few boxes of that, along with some CCI TNT GREEN lead-free rounds because I'm also an environmentalist cowboy.

[Doktor Howl]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

Balls.  The trick with a 22 is to fire rapidly, because you don't have to bring your aim down.  Lower center mass (abdomen/groin) to avoid having ribs deflect your bullets.

7 small wounds will kill faster than one big wound.

So, do aim below the ribs with a 22?

The Rough Rider is a single action only 6 round revolver. Rapid fire is probably not an option, though I'll be sure to try the trick where you hold down the trigger and just flap the hammer with your other hand. That would be COWBOY AF!

The one I'm getting does come with the 22WMR cylinder, though. I think those are about even with 380ACP. Hornady makes their "Critical  Defense" line in that caliber. I'll be picking up a few boxes of that, along with some CCI TNT GREEN lead-free rounds because I'm also an environmentalist cowboy.

This is getting a little weird.

[Bruno]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

Balls.  The trick with a 22 is to fire rapidly, because you don't have to bring your aim down.  Lower center mass (abdomen/groin) to avoid having ribs deflect your bullets.

7 small wounds will kill faster than one big wound.

So, do aim below the ribs with a 22?

The Rough Rider is a single action only 6 round revolver. Rapid fire is probably not an option, though I'll be sure to try the trick where you hold down the trigger and just flap the hammer with your other hand. That would be COWBOY AF!

The one I'm getting does come with the 22WMR cylinder, though. I think those are about even with 380ACP. Hornady makes their "Critical  Defense" line in that caliber. I'll be picking up a few boxes of that, along with some CCI TNT GREEN lead-free rounds because I'm also an environmentalist cowboy.

This is getting a little weird.

Which part?

[Doktor Howl]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

Balls.  The trick with a 22 is to fire rapidly, because you don't have to bring your aim down.  Lower center mass (abdomen/groin) to avoid having ribs deflect your bullets.

7 small wounds will kill faster than one big wound.

So, do aim below the ribs with a 22?

The Rough Rider is a single action only 6 round revolver. Rapid fire is probably not an option, though I'll be sure to try the trick where you hold down the trigger and just flap the hammer with your other hand. That would be COWBOY AF!

The one I'm getting does come with the 22WMR cylinder, though. I think those are about even with 380ACP. Hornady makes their "Critical  Defense" line in that caliber. I'll be picking up a few boxes of that, along with some CCI TNT GREEN lead-free rounds because I'm also an environmentalist cowboy.

This is getting a little weird.

Which part?

The fapping part.

[Bruno]

Don't shoot anyone with a .22, it'll likely just piss them off. The Mossberg 12 gauge is probably a much better option, if you HAVE to shoot someone, but try not shooting them in the first place, words can work.

Balls.  The trick with a 22 is to fire rapidly, because you don't have to bring your aim down.  Lower center mass (abdomen/groin) to avoid having ribs deflect your bullets.

7 small wounds will kill faster than one big wound.

So, do aim below the ribs with a 22?

The Rough Rider is a single action only 6 round revolver. Rapid fire is probably not an option, though I'll be sure to try the trick where you hold down the trigger and just flap the hammer with your other hand. That would be COWBOY AF!

The one I'm getting does come with the 22WMR cylinder, though. I think those are about even with 380ACP. Hornady makes their "Critical  Defense" line in that caliber. I'll be picking up a few boxes of that, along with some CCI TNT GREEN lead-free rounds because I'm also an environmentalist cowboy.

This is getting a little weird.

Which part?

The fapping part.

Yeah, but it's "green", tho.

[Fujikoma]

Green fapping. You're right about how the round tumbles when it encounters bone, and how it's quiet, very on point, it does that. It just lacks stopping power, which is generally a good idea if you're using a firearm for self defense, but if you want to be a .22 assassin fuck, I'm not about to stop you, go on with yo bad self.