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Discordian Tarot Deck

Started by Doktor Howl, November 22, 2019, 05:31:24 PM

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Fujikoma

I'm wondering what card I'd be, unfortunately there's no total fucking dumbass card, so it seems I'm shit out of luck.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 23, 2019, 01:48:23 AM
TW Joseph: Temperance
Richter: The Devil

Cram is the devil.  Richter can be the King of Swords.
Molon Lube

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 23, 2019, 03:34:40 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 23, 2019, 01:48:23 AM
TW Joseph: Temperance
Richter: The Devil

Cram is the devil.  Richter can be the King of Swords.

Oh shi my bad

Richter is still The Devil in general

Al Qədic

I might take the 7 or 10 of Cups, personally.
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

Cain

AKK, as a stand-in for the Eternally Outlandish Noob, should be The Tower.

Cain

Who is the most eminently sensible person on PD? They should be the Star.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Cain on November 24, 2019, 10:36:59 AM
Who is the most eminently sensible person on PD? They should be the Star.

Sepia for Star, maybe?

altered

Sepia's gotta be The World. No question in my mind.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: nullified on November 24, 2019, 09:06:30 PM
Sepia's gotta be The World. No question in my mind.

Ooh, much better.

Frontside Back

A proper tarot deck has at least couple baseball cards, handful of MTG lands, a stolen credit card, and a handwritten note saying: "something went wrong with the reading, please avoid moving to prevent disturbances to space-time continuum"
"I want to be the Borg but I want to do it alone."

rong

"a real smart feller, he felt smart"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on November 24, 2019, 10:36:59 AM
Who is the most eminently sensible person on PD? They should be the Star.

I don't know any sensible people.
Molon Lube

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 25, 2019, 04:51:20 AM
Quote from: Cain on November 24, 2019, 10:36:59 AM
Who is the most eminently sensible person on PD? They should be the Star.

I don't know any sensible people.

If there was a sensible person on PD, they'd have burned this forum to the ground as required by both international law and ancient custom.

We are a collection of dipshits and madmen, and we will argue about it until our fingers have their bones just slide right out of the worn, bloody fingertips.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Fujikoma

Shut up you, I'm only a forum-burning dipshit on Tuesdays.

chaotic neutral observer

I like to think of myself as being a pretty sensible sort of person.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.