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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1170 on: June 02, 2020, 05:46:49 pm »
Suu, I wanna hear your best "bronze age collapse" theory


The Sea People were from space, right? I mean, it's kinda obvious. Like we wouldn't notice.

Seems reasonable.

There was also a massive volcano eruption on Thera, which is now known as Santorini. Nothing like a good volcanic winter and some pirates to fuck up civilization.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1171 on: June 02, 2020, 09:18:34 pm »
last time, it was just to prove to myself i could make it back. my reason was unworthy, i flopped the landing, and vanished again.

this time, my country is on fire in a figurative and literal sense that i never thought would happen.

hey. i give a lot of fucks about shit going down. what's up in this bitch?

Flopped another one.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1172 on: June 02, 2020, 09:23:07 pm »
2020:  Plague, murder hornets, riots, and the misery princess came back to PD.   :lulz:
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1173 on: June 03, 2020, 12:50:49 am »
Suu, I wanna hear your best "bronze age collapse" theory


The Sea People were from space, right? I mean, it's kinda obvious. Like we wouldn't notice.

Seems reasonable.

There was also a massive volcano eruption on Thera, which is now known as Santorini. Nothing like a good volcanic winter and some pirates to fuck up civilization.

Yep.  As fast as Freeky can fuck up a game shop.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1174 on: June 03, 2020, 01:46:05 am »
Remember when there was a game shop?

Neither do I.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1175 on: June 03, 2020, 01:56:51 am »
Okay, Cain, Faust, I have NO CLUE about the three people in the waiting room.

They look like bots, but I don't want to shitcan them without knowing they're bots.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1176 on: June 03, 2020, 02:13:55 am »
so, i'm getting really big into alternative ways to grow crops n shit, because while my fiancee really wants to go a traditional farm that uses horse technology route, i think the reality is just really going to be way too onerous for the two of us alone to produce the majority of our food for, what, minimum of five people at this point, two of those have dedicated incomes from outside sources (bee is one of them), two of us are severely impaired by chronic illness (i'm one of them), and then boi is gonna be a teen so probably not real hot on unpaid labor, which is totally fair i feel.

i really like the idea of going with grow bags and sack farming, because you can grow so fucking much food in a square meter cube, it's ridiculous.

here's a rad fucking video about it, 2:43 long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXHn0-gxZA and here's another longer one, 11:26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBGx5nPHp3M

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1177 on: June 03, 2020, 02:20:40 am »
"THESE EDIBLES AREN'T DOING SHIT!"

*ten minutes later*

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1178 on: June 03, 2020, 02:23:00 am »
"These edibles aren't doing shit!"

*ten minutes later*

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1179 on: June 03, 2020, 02:36:30 am »
so, i'm getting really big into alternative ways to grow crops n shit, because while my fiancee really wants to go a traditional farm that uses horse technology route, i think the reality is just really going to be way too onerous for the two of us alone to produce the majority of our food for, what, minimum of five people at this point, two of those have dedicated incomes from outside sources (bee is one of them), two of us are severely impaired by chronic illness (i'm one of them), and then boi is gonna be a teen so probably not real hot on unpaid labor, which is totally fair i feel.

i really like the idea of going with grow bags and sack farming, because you can grow so fucking much food in a square meter cube, it's ridiculous.

here's a rad fucking video about it, 2:43 long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXHn0-gxZA and here's another longer one, 11:26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBGx5nPHp3M

Professional standards force me to say that there's a very real hazard in growing food crops around Tucson, and so I just did, but because I hate you, I'm not going to say what it is.

Enjoy your veggies.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1180 on: June 03, 2020, 03:14:11 am »
Okay, Cain, Faust, I have NO CLUE about the three people in the waiting room.

They look like bots, but I don't want to shitcan them without knowing they're bots.

Two bots and one with a fake email and username combo likely to be that nutcase from the other day
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1181 on: June 03, 2020, 03:48:52 am »
Okay, Cain, Faust, I have NO CLUE about the three people in the waiting room.

They look like bots, but I don't want to shitcan them without knowing they're bots.

Two bots and one with a fake email and username combo likely to be that nutcase from the other day

Word.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1182 on: June 03, 2020, 04:01:41 am »
so, i'm getting really big into alternative ways to grow crops n shit, because while my fiancee really wants to go a traditional farm that uses horse technology route,

You can tell your fiancee that traditional farms don't use horses anymore.  They switched over to tractors around the 1920s.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1183 on: June 03, 2020, 04:05:24 am »
so, i'm getting really big into alternative ways to grow crops n shit, because while my fiancee really wants to go a traditional farm that uses horse technology route,

You can tell your fiancee that traditional farms don't use horses anymore.  They switched over to tractors around the 1920s.

Freeky trying to take care of a horse.

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1184 on: June 03, 2020, 01:11:35 pm »
so, i'm getting really big into alternative ways to grow crops n shit, because while my fiancee really wants to go a traditional farm that uses horse technology route, i think the reality is just really going to be way too onerous for the two of us alone to produce the majority of our food for, what, minimum of five people at this point, two of those have dedicated incomes from outside sources (bee is one of them), two of us are severely impaired by chronic illness (i'm one of them), and then boi is gonna be a teen so probably not real hot on unpaid labor, which is totally fair i feel.

i really like the idea of going with grow bags and sack farming, because you can grow so fucking much food in a square meter cube, it's ridiculous.

here's a rad fucking video about it, 2:43 long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXHn0-gxZA and here's another longer one, 11:26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBGx5nPHp3M

that's cool, I'd never heard of sack farming

how much space do you have?