Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify

Started by altered, November 21, 2019, 05:11:04 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 97 98 99 100 101
User actions

chaotic neutral observer

#1485
July 09, 2020, 03:17:27 PM
Discordianism:  Our imaginary friends can beat up your imaginary friends.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

#1486
July 09, 2020, 03:18:13 PM
Oh, hey, 100 pages.

Cain, what are we gonna call the next bar?
Molon Lube

Cain

#1487
July 09, 2020, 03:20:18 PM
I was just considering that, actually. I'm feeling something lockdown/quarantine-related...

LMNO

#1488
July 09, 2020, 03:41:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2020, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2020, 03:14:06 PM
We're no longer calling them "thugs".

They are now "unlicensed involuntary chiropractors".

:lulz:

Allegedly unlicensed.  Nobody has in fact ever asked Mr Chop & Mr Scratch for their license.

I'm not gonna ask.  Are you?

Doktor Howl

#1489
July 09, 2020, 03:42:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2020, 03:41:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2020, 03:17:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 09, 2020, 03:14:06 PM
We're no longer calling them "thugs".

They are now "unlicensed involuntary chiropractors".

:lulz:

Allegedly unlicensed.  Nobody has in fact ever asked Mr Chop & Mr Scratch for their license.

I'm not gonna ask.  Are you?

This ain't my first BBQ.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#1490
July 09, 2020, 03:42:24 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 09, 2020, 03:20:18 PM
I was just considering that, actually. I'm feeling something lockdown/quarantine-related...

That's what I was thinking.
Molon Lube

Cain

#1491
July 09, 2020, 03:46:28 PM
Open Bar: Welcome to our Plague Party

chaotic neutral observer

#1492
July 09, 2020, 03:48:00 PM
Open Bar:  Follow the Yellow Tape Road
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

#1493
July 09, 2020, 03:50:36 PM
Open Bar, Masque of the Red Death Edition
Molon Lube

Cramulus

#1494
July 09, 2020, 04:38:32 PM
Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

Doktor Howl

#1495
July 09, 2020, 04:39:40 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 09, 2020, 04:38:32 PM
Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

Open Bar:  Hart Island Getway Edition
Molon Lube

chaotic neutral observer

#1496
July 09, 2020, 04:47:35 PM
Open Bar: Hydroxychloroquine on tap
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Junkenstein

#1497
July 09, 2020, 06:01:54 PM
Open bar : buboes all round.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Wizard Joseph

#1498
July 09, 2020, 06:23:10 PM
Open Bar: Nurgle goes to Washington edition
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Wizard Joseph

#1499
July 09, 2020, 06:30:46 PM
UNLIMITED Open Bar: Possibly the final Open Bar. Thanks Obama
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 97 98 99 100 101
User actions