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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1485 on: July 09, 2020, 03:17:27 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1486 on: July 09, 2020, 03:18:13 pm »
Oh, hey, 100 pages.

Cain, what are we gonna call the next bar?
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1487 on: July 09, 2020, 03:20:18 pm »
I was just considering that, actually. I'm feeling something lockdown/quarantine-related...

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1488 on: July 09, 2020, 03:41:15 pm »
We're no longer calling them "thugs".

They are now "unlicensed involuntary chiropractors".

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Allegedly unlicensed.  Nobody has in fact ever asked Mr Chop & Mr Scratch for their license.

I'm not gonna ask.  Are you?

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1489 on: July 09, 2020, 03:42:08 pm »
We're no longer calling them "thugs".

They are now "unlicensed involuntary chiropractors".

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Allegedly unlicensed.  Nobody has in fact ever asked Mr Chop & Mr Scratch for their license.

I'm not gonna ask.  Are you?

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1490 on: July 09, 2020, 03:42:24 pm »
I was just considering that, actually. I'm feeling something lockdown/quarantine-related...

That's what I was thinking.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1491 on: July 09, 2020, 03:46:28 pm »
Open Bar: Welcome to our Plague Party

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1492 on: July 09, 2020, 03:48:00 pm »
Open Bar:  Follow the Yellow Tape Road
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1493 on: July 09, 2020, 03:50:36 pm »
Open Bar, Masque of the Red Death Edition
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1494 on: July 09, 2020, 04:38:32 pm »
Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1495 on: July 09, 2020, 04:39:40 pm »
Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1496 on: July 09, 2020, 04:47:35 pm »
Open Bar: Hydroxychloroquine on tap
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1497 on: July 09, 2020, 06:01:54 pm »
Open bar : buboes all round.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1498 on: July 09, 2020, 06:23:10 pm »
Open Bar: Nurgle goes to Washington edition
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #1499 on: July 09, 2020, 06:30:46 pm »
UNLIMITED Open Bar: Possibly the final Open Bar. Thanks Obama
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
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