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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #315 on: January 14, 2020, 09:18:27 pm »

I ran into a cover of "Every breath you take" of The Police, with the guitar and bass lines intact, just the voice work is like a male guy rapping and a female soul (?) chorus accompanying it, and the lyrics got retconned to not be about stalking, it feels really dumb.

??   https://youtu.be/NKMtZm2YuBE

Puff Daddy/Faith Evans cover in memory of Biggie's passing. It's alright. Not terrible in that context.

I like it.

Oh, I just couldn't find it on my own, didnt know it wasnt just a bunch of randoms twisting badly the original intent of the song.

Now that I know the context, its moving, i like it now.
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« Reply #316 on: January 15, 2020, 12:42:40 am »
Wanted to thank you again, Cain, for that link. I used one of the camp songs for an assignment today and it fits the theme of this unit a lot better than the one in the stupid book.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #317 on: January 15, 2020, 03:22:13 am »
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I found an excellent use for Atlas Shrugged!

It keeps the cats from knocking my stupid gaming briefcase thing shut. Perfect fit to be wedged in there without putting pressure on anything or blocking the vents.

Someone where Iím living had a copy as a prize for some writing contest and offered it as the ideal solution to my woes. Sure enough...  :lulz:
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #318 on: January 15, 2020, 07:35:59 am »
Seems like the last time I posted in Open Bar was when Nullified came to Boston

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #319 on: January 15, 2020, 01:05:37 pm »
I found an excellent use for Atlas Shrugged!

It keeps the cats from knocking my stupid gaming briefcase thing shut. Perfect fit to be wedged in there without putting pressure on anything or blocking the vents.
Just don't let anyone see you with it in public; it might lead to awkward questions.  Obscure the cover with dried blood, or something.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #320 on: January 15, 2020, 08:20:20 pm »
I've been stuck inside my flat since last friday waiting for a replacement key. Amount of boring is very therapeutic.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #321 on: January 15, 2020, 10:32:43 pm »
Today's low was -38 C, -52 with the windchill.  I froze my nose-hair.
"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in PADS AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"

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« Reply #322 on: January 15, 2020, 11:28:20 pm »
So that's where all the winter went...

e: looking at the weather maps makes me think that the denialists bought all the cold air from europe.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #323 on: January 16, 2020, 01:22:43 am »
Today's low was -38 C, -52 with the windchill.  I froze my nose-hair.

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #324 on: January 19, 2020, 07:22:50 am »
There is a gif, I swear I saw it here before: a man laughs while a burger materializes before him piece by piece. Itís black and white, the man is on the left side.

Iím being told that it doesnít exist. I need to show them they are wrong.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #325 on: January 20, 2020, 02:31:18 am »
I brought this for LMNO.

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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #326 on: January 20, 2020, 02:24:30 pm »
There is a gif, I swear I saw it here before: a man laughs while a burger materializes before him piece by piece. Itís black and white, the man is on the left side.

Iím being told that it doesnít exist. I need to show them they are wrong.

is this it?

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« Reply #327 on: January 20, 2020, 02:30:51 pm »
goddamit
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #328 on: January 20, 2020, 03:46:41 pm »
There is a gif, I swear I saw it here before: a man laughs while a burger materializes before him piece by piece. Itís black and white, the man is on the left side.

Iím being told that it doesnít exist. I need to show them they are wrong.

is this it?

This is EXACTLY the sort of shit that got you excommunicated.
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Re: Open Bar: Subpoenaed by Congress, but still refusing to testify
« Reply #329 on: January 20, 2020, 04:28:21 pm »
okay okay okay I'm sure I can find it....




Black and white, man on the left, burger appears piece by piece:






uhhhhhh
that can't be it...



Okay, lemme try again.




Black and white, man on the left, burger appears....




GOD DAMN IT