I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things

[Doktor Howl]

1.  Time travel fucks up tenses really bad, and
2.  The future is incompetent.

[Doktor Howl]

I had aimed at 2004, but time travel is very difficult, and it took 16 years to get here.

[Doktor Howl]

The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.

[Cain]

Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?

2004 was fucking terrible.

[chaotic neutral observer]

The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.

Where did you see it last?

[Faust]

The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.

If you have your keys, press the lock door button and the lights should flash and beep beep

[Doktor Howl]

Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?

2004 was fucking terrible.

Well, yes.  To warn you about 2005.

Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?

[Doktor Howl]

The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.

Where did you see it last?

I didn't.  It's a cloaking device.

[Doktor Howl]

The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.

If you have your keys, press the lock door button and the lights should flash and beep beep

Left my keys in the fucking thing. 

[Doktor Howl]

In better news, the disintegrator works.

Of course, to satisfy conservation, every molecule that is destroyed is replaced with another, identical molecule, but you don't nitpick success.

[chaotic neutral observer]

The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.

Where did you see it last?

I didn't.  It's a cloaking device.

Well not the operational device, obviously, but where did you last see the thing that was going to be a cloaking device but wasn't yet because it hadn't been activated?  I mean, unless you assembled it from invisible components, and never saw it, ever.  In which case, kudos.

Is it one of those permanent cloak dealies, or can you just wait for the battery to go dead?

[Cain]

Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?

2004 was fucking terrible.

Well, yes.  To warn you about 2005.

Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?

Nothing major, but, uh, if you could spike Donald Trump's cocaine, that'd be great.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?

2004 was fucking terrible.

Well, yes.  To warn you about 2005.

Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?

Nothing major, but, uh, if you could spike Donald Trump's cocaine, that'd be great.

Yeah, this one is pretty important. You definitely want to get that done while Bush is president

[P3nT4gR4m]

Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?

2004 was fucking terrible.

Well, yes.  To warn you about 2005.

Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?

Nothing major, but, uh, if you could spike Donald Trump's cocaine, that'd be great.

Oh good lord jesus fuck, that's just made things worse