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I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« on: January 13, 2020, 07:10:34 pm »
1.  Time travel fucks up tenses really bad, and
2.  The future is incompetent.
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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2020, 07:18:19 pm »
I had aimed at 2004, but time travel is very difficult, and it took 16 years to get here.
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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2020, 02:34:13 pm »
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.
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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2020, 02:39:29 pm »
Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?

2004 was fucking terrible.

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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2020, 02:41:01 pm »
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.
Where did you see it last?
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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2020, 02:41:42 pm »
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.
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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2020, 02:52:56 pm »
Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?

2004 was fucking terrible.

Well, yes.  To warn you about 2005.

Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?
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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2020, 02:53:26 pm »
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.
Where did you see it last?

I didn't.  It's a cloaking device.
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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2020, 02:54:15 pm »
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.
If you have your keys, press the lock door button and the lights should flash and beep beep

Left my keys in the fucking thing.  :crankey:
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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2020, 02:55:49 pm »
In better news, the disintegrator works.

Of course, to satisfy conservation, every molecule that is destroyed is replaced with another, identical molecule, but you don't nitpick success.
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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2020, 03:03:45 pm »
The cloaking device I've been working on is a success.

It's such a success that I can't find it.
Where did you see it last?

I didn't.  It's a cloaking device.
Well not the operational device, obviously, but where did you last see the thing that was going to be a cloaking device but wasn't yet because it hadn't been activated?  I mean, unless you assembled it from invisible components, and never saw it, ever.  In which case, kudos.

Is it one of those permanent cloak dealies, or can you just wait for the battery to go dead?
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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2020, 03:08:52 pm »
Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?

2004 was fucking terrible.

Well, yes.  To warn you about 2005.

Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?

Nothing major, but, uh, if you could spike Donald Trump's cocaine, that'd be great.

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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2020, 03:57:39 pm »
Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?

2004 was fucking terrible.

Well, yes.  To warn you about 2005.

Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?

Nothing major, but, uh, if you could spike Donald Trump's cocaine, that'd be great.

 :lulz:

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Re: I have come back in time from 2006 to convey two things
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2020, 09:32:41 am »
Why would you aim at 2004, of all the years?

2004 was fucking terrible.

Well, yes.  To warn you about 2005.

Did I miss anything interesting from 2006 to now?

Nothing major, but, uh, if you could spike Donald Trump's cocaine, that'd be great.

Oh good lord jesus fuck, that's just made things worse  :horrormirth:
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