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Jagertee
« on: January 14, 2020, 11:55:33 pm »
Suitable for cold weather.

1 cup black tea
1 cup orange juice
1 cup plum juice (or, syrup from plum preserves)
1 cup wine
1 cup rum
3 cloves
1/2 cinnamon stick

Combine ingredients in pot, and bring to light simmer for five minutes; do not boil.  Remove cinnamon and cloves.  Serve hot.
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Re: Jagertee
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2020, 01:27:40 pm »
Suitable for cold weather.

1 cup black tea
1 cup orange juice
1 cup plum juice (or, syrup from plum preserves)

1 cup wine
1 cup rum
3 cloves
1/2 cinnamon stick


Combine ingredients in pot, and bring to light simmer for five minutes; do not boil.  Remove cinnamon and cloves.  Serve hot.


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Re: Jagertee
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2020, 10:51:18 pm »
I fixed it.
Meh.  Your version smells like an old tire.
"When I say 'engineering', I have unreasonable expectations.  It must - as you know - look good in PADS AND give you plenty of help ducking and weaving in meetings.  But it must also, at some distant point in time, function.  If it does not, then you must accept that you are not in fact an engineer but instead an MBA.  Hang your head in SHAME, sinner!"