No News Is Good News

[Cramulus]

The news is stressing me out these days - so I'm going to completely unplug it, and only get my news from this thread.

Please let me know if anything important happens in the world. I will believe anything you post and will not do any fact checking.


Thanks,


Cramulus

[Doktor Howl]

We, as a nation, just shot Marvin in the face.

That one sentence is all you actually need to know about every single news story currently on the AP site.

[LMNO]

Things fell apart, and no one did much of anything.

[Cramulus]

Nobody did anything? I thought we just shot Marvin. That seems like progress. I think we should accidentally shoot him again.

[LMNO]

I didn't see anything in the OP insisting on trivialities like "consistency".

[Doktor Howl]

Nobody did anything? I thought we just shot Marvin. That seems like progress. I think we should accidentally shoot him again.

Marvin is a platonic ideal.  He is being shot in the face at any point in time in which he is observed.

[LMNO]

[tyrannosaurus vex]

basically, imagine time as a solid object

[LMNO]

basically, imagine time as a solid object

[Doktor Howl]

This is how progress occurs:  Through acts of massive incompetence.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

This is how progress occurs:  Through acts of massive incompetence.

By this logic, Trump should be the best thing that ever happened to America. His intentions are evil and he never does anything right. He *should* be fucking up his fascist agenda so bad that he accidentally erases student loan debt and creates a single payer health system.

[Cramulus]

basically, imagine time as a solid object

like a cube

a cube with 4 simultaneous days within every 24 hour rotation





also,
Marvin should have been wearing the God Helmet

[Cain]

People are still angry at The Good Reverend Roger, about everything.

[Doktor Howl]

People are still angry at The Good Reverend Roger, about everything.

He loved too much.

[Doktor Howl]

This is how progress occurs:  Through acts of massive incompetence.

By this logic, Trump should be the best thing that ever happened to America. His intentions are evil and he never does anything right. He *should* be fucking up his fascist agenda so bad that he accidentally erases student loan debt and creates a single payer health system.

You took that to mean "progressive".  I said it to mean "how events move along."