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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, April 07, 2020, 12:58:47 PM

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Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard

#15
April 07, 2020, 09:20:54 PM
hello

I'm Mister Ed
"I never thought of shaving my beard and freeing the slaves, but I thought of shaving the slaves and freeing my beard!"
~ Abrahaham Lincololn

Doktor Howl

#16
April 07, 2020, 10:41:29 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 PM
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.

Do we know you?
Molon Lube

Zed Satelite

#17
April 07, 2020, 11:24:35 PM
Is this the way to the future?
Looks familiar...

:fnord:
Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...
- The Book of Uterus 1;5

The Wizard Joseph

#18
April 07, 2020, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 07, 2020, 11:24:35 PM
Is this the way to the future?
Looks familiar...

:fnord:

Don't you run a FB page called Discordianism chock full of things to actually read and not at all a bunch of "disco" fluff? I know I've seen your name before. Welcome to PD! The shit's just getting interesting.

Help yourself to some memes
Pool is on the roof
if you are who I think you are
You are a friend in deed and truth
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Zed Satelite

#19
April 07, 2020, 11:42:47 PM
I think I am who you think I am and that's about as good as it gets.
I do like people who like to read, some good stuff there too.
Thanks for the welcoming and such,
I'll be in the pool...
Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...
- The Book of Uterus 1;5

Doktor Howl

#20
April 07, 2020, 11:53:16 PM
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 07, 2020, 11:42:47 PM
I think I am who you think I am and that's about as good as it gets.
I do like people who like to read, some good stuff there too.
Thanks for the welcoming and such,
I'll be in the pool...

Another sad victim of Cramulan evil.  :cry:
Molon Lube

Zed Satelite

#21
April 08, 2020, 12:15:44 AM
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?

Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...
- The Book of Uterus 1;5

Doktor Howl

#22
April 08, 2020, 12:29:11 AM
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 12:15:44 AM
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?

Out back behind the porta potties.
Molon Lube

The Wizard Joseph

#23
April 08, 2020, 12:30:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 08, 2020, 12:29:11 AM
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 12:15:44 AM
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?

Out back behind the porta potties.

Wait WE HAVE PORTA POTTiES?? Uh.. don't... don't go in the library until I can clean up a bit
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Doktor Howl

#24
April 08, 2020, 12:33:01 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 08, 2020, 12:30:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 08, 2020, 12:29:11 AM
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 12:15:44 AM
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?

Out back behind the porta potties.

Wait WE HAVE PORTA POTTiES?? Uh.. don't... don't go in the library until I can clean up a bit

Relax, they're stuffed plumb full with Cramulus's victims.

To be fair, he WARNED them he would desecrate their corpses.
Molon Lube

minuspace

#25
April 08, 2020, 12:35:41 AM
Wait, is this wardrobe or just hair and makeup?


*continues to mop floor with the curtains from last time*

Zed Satelite

#26
April 08, 2020, 12:41:54 AM
Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...
- The Book of Uterus 1;5

The Wizard Joseph

#27
April 08, 2020, 02:26:00 AM
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Zed Satelite

#28
April 08, 2020, 02:35:45 AM
Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order...
- The Book of Uterus 1;5

The Wizard Joseph

#29
April 08, 2020, 02:54:13 AM
Quote from: Zed Satelite on April 08, 2020, 02:35:45 AM


OOOHHHH that's a nice rat king.
I think that I have just the thing!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl
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