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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2020, 09:20:54 pm »
hello

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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2020, 10:41:29 pm »
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.

Do we know you?
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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2020, 11:24:35 pm »
Is this the way to the future?
Looks familiar...

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« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2020, 11:35:30 pm »
Is this the way to the future?
Looks familiar...

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Don't you run a FB page called Discordianism chock full of things to actually read and not at all a bunch of "disco" fluff? I know I've seen your name before. Welcome to PD! The shit's just getting interesting.

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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2020, 11:42:47 pm »
I think I am who you think I am and that's about as good as it gets.
I do like people who like to read, some good stuff there too.
Thanks for the welcoming and such,
I'll be in the pool...
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« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2020, 11:53:16 pm »
I think I am who you think I am and that's about as good as it gets.
I do like people who like to read, some good stuff there too.
Thanks for the welcoming and such,
I'll be in the pool...

Another sad victim of Cramulan evil.  :cry:
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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2020, 12:15:44 am »
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?

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« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2020, 12:29:11 am »
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?

Out back behind the porta potties.
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« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2020, 12:30:48 am »
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?

Out back behind the porta potties.

Wait WE HAVE PORTA POTTiES?? Uh.. don't... don't go in the library until I can clean up a bit
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2020, 12:33:01 am »
Ah good, now that it's official, where do I apply for general relief and restitution?

Out back behind the porta potties.

Wait WE HAVE PORTA POTTiES?? Uh.. don't... don't go in the library until I can clean up a bit

Relax, they're stuffed plumb full with Cramulus's victims.

To be fair, he WARNED them he would desecrate their corpses.
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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2020, 12:35:41 am »
Wait, is this wardrobe or just hair and makeup?


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« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2020, 12:41:54 am »
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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
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« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2020, 02:35:45 am »
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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2020, 02:54:13 am »


OOOHHHH that's a nice rat king.
I think that I have just the thing!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl