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NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« on: April 07, 2020, 12:58:47 pm »
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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2020, 01:47:31 pm »
Hi, I'm Daruko

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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2020, 02:17:32 pm »
WHAT SHIT IS THIS, PIG? NOBODY COME TO THIS CREAKY FORUM.

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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2020, 02:53:42 pm »
Hi I'm the Master troll known as Poptart and this is my greatest long troll account ever! I will probably accuse you of being me at some point. Nobody here believes that I'm Poptart no matter how annoying I get. I will eventually detonate in a massive supernova-like flounce and take out half of the forum with me.


Incidentally I did just send out a personal invite, and I'm eyeing up some others for approach.
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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2020, 04:06:49 pm »
Hi, I'm Daruko

*gets up and fucking leaves*
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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2020, 04:21:23 pm »
I'm a 40 year old fat man who pretends to be loudmouthed woman on the internet.
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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2020, 05:47:51 pm »
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2020, 05:49:07 pm »
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.

 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: THE PROPHECIES HAVE COME TO PASS!! RICHTER HAS RETURNED!!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2020, 06:03:32 pm »
I KNOW how the 3 seashells work.

The second seal has been broken, and tomorrow the rain of slugs begins. Ia, ia, ia.


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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2020, 06:56:23 pm »
*pours out some denatureD ETH*


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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: NEWCOMER LANDING PAD
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2020, 08:24:49 pm »
Richter doesn't need seashells. He can whittle his own toilet paper out of brass.


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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
 - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl