Hi I'm the Master troll known as Poptart and this is my greatest long troll account ever! I will probably accuse you of being me at some point. Nobody here believes that I'm Poptart no matter how annoying I get. I will eventually detonate in a massive supernova-like flounce and take out half of the forum with me.
Incidentally I did just send out a personal invite, and I'm eyeing up some others for approach.