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hooplala

#45
April 09, 2020, 06:50:29 PM
My name is Hoopla and I make a mean box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, although we don't call it that where I live. Also, I like gin, which I am told makes me evil.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Doktor Howl

#46
April 09, 2020, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 09, 2020, 06:50:29 PM
Also, I like gin

QuoteAlso, I like gin

QuoteAlso, I like gin

QuoteAlso, I like gin
Molon Lube

hooplala

#47
April 09, 2020, 07:05:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2020, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 09, 2020, 06:50:29 PM
Also, I like gin

QuoteAlso, I like gin

QuoteAlso, I like gin

QuoteAlso, I like gin

:regret:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

altered

#48
April 09, 2020, 07:57:52 PM
I'm on team "drink gin" here. I'm also a fucking sewer beast, so maybe that's a bad thing for Hoopla.
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

#49
April 09, 2020, 07:58:48 PM
Quote from: altered on April 09, 2020, 07:57:52 PM
I'm on team "drink gin" here. I'm also a fucking sewer beast, so maybe that's a bad thing for Hoopla.

We have already established what sort of beast Hoopla is.  He's a pornography adjuster.
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hooplala

#50
April 09, 2020, 08:37:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2020, 07:58:48 PM
Quote from: altered on April 09, 2020, 07:57:52 PM
I'm on team "drink gin" here. I'm also a fucking sewer beast, so maybe that's a bad thing for Hoopla.

We have already established what sort of beast Hoopla is.  He's a pornography adjuster.

Former. I'm a head hunter now.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cain

#51
April 09, 2020, 08:54:58 PM
Show me your belt of shrunken heads, then

chaotic neutral observer

#52
April 09, 2020, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2020, 08:54:58 PM
Show me your belt of shrunken heads, then
How barbaric!  I would hope Hoopla does no such thing.

A proper gentleman keeps his shrunken heads on a shelf in a place of respect, and consults them when in need of wisdom.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Cain

#53
April 09, 2020, 09:10:57 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 09, 2020, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2020, 08:54:58 PM
Show me your belt of shrunken heads, then
How barbaric!  I would hope Hoopla does no such thing.

A proper gentleman keeps his shrunken heads on a shelf in a place of respect, and consults them when in need of wisdom.

Sounds like the kind of lame thing Hoops would do, yes.

Junkenstein

#54
April 10, 2020, 12:47:44 AM
So, which one of you is Uncle BadTouch then?
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Wizard Joseph

#55
April 10, 2020, 02:00:12 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 10, 2020, 12:47:44 AM
So, which one of you is Uncle BadTouch then?

Lovehade was one of my alts.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

hooplala

#56
April 10, 2020, 08:54:39 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2020, 09:10:57 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 09, 2020, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2020, 08:54:58 PM
Show me your belt of shrunken heads, then
How barbaric!  I would hope Hoopla does no such thing.

A proper gentleman keeps his shrunken heads on a shelf in a place of respect, and consults them when in need of wisdom.

Sounds like the kind of lame thing Hoops would do, yes.

I keep them in a shrine to Schlitzie the pinhead, nothing special.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Juana

#57
April 16, 2020, 08:12:40 PM
Good gin exists.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Juana

#58
April 16, 2020, 08:13:05 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 10, 2020, 02:00:12 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 10, 2020, 12:47:44 AM
So, which one of you is Uncle BadTouch then?

Lovehade was one of my alts.
I had forgotten about Uncle BadTouch and fuck you lmao
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Wizard Joseph

#59
April 16, 2020, 08:51:29 PM
Quote from: Juana on April 16, 2020, 08:13:05 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 10, 2020, 02:00:12 AM
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 10, 2020, 12:47:44 AM
So, which one of you is Uncle BadTouch then?

Lovehade was one of my alts.
I had forgotten about Uncle BadTouch and fuck you lmao

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I still remember getting accused of some Loveshady shit when I first came here purely through coincidence of my name.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl
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