Did you ever notice the opening credits of the X-Files is the gayest thing ever?

[altered]

More Elvis whining and shitting everywhere, and I am in an unkind mood. He's a nincompoop with no self awareness and a narcissistic streak. It's the culmination of "bad things happen to me because I'm right, and to others because they are wrong" bullshit, poured into a person shaped mold. He posts low effort bait and spam horseshit for the sake of "getting even" with "those mean old discordians" and fails to recognize that his stupid just feeds us and cements our poor opinion of him.

Sometimes people are stupid, but it is very rare that people are Elvis. The man is so far up his ass that most of his mass resides in a pocket dimension.

Tales are told that he wasn't always like this, but I can only say that unlicensed neurosurgery shouldn't make someone this fucking dumb. There must be more to it.



Ahem. Needed to get all that bile out, continue.

[The Wizard Joseph]

More Elvis whining and shitting everywhere, and I am in an unkind mood. He's a nincompoop with no self awareness and a narcissistic streak. It's the culmination of "bad things happen to me because I'm right, and to others because they are wrong" bullshit, poured into a person shaped mold. He posts low effort bait and spam horseshit for the sake of "getting even" with "those mean old discordians" and fails to recognize that his stupid just feeds us and cements our poor opinion of him.

Sometimes people are stupid, but it is very rare that people are Elvis. The man is so far up his ass that most of his mass resides in a pocket dimension.

Tales are told that he wasn't always like this, but I can only say that unlicensed neurosurgery shouldn't make someone this fucking dumb. There must be more to it.



Ahem. Needed to get all that bile out, continue.

I like to say "Head so far up their ass they swear that they can see daylight" or some variant

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

When the X-Files was on TV, that commercial played every 9 minutes. I don't know why it's so burned into my brain. If I hear any one of those songs, the rest of them all fight their way in the door.

I still daymare about Sally Struthers telling me I can get my degree.

[The Wizard Joseph]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s&t=36s

I watched that whole thing waiting for a punchline!!

oh you gotta watch the extended version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlgQVG1gr0

This is for Rick Rolling you earlier today isn't it?

[Doktor Howl]

because then it feeds into his persecution complex and fighting against the establishment that is Big Discordia™

We will control peoples' lack of control.

Who are we?

[Doktor Howl]

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE

OH LOOK PART OF THAT INDEX FINGER IS RED FOR NO REASON

I feel as if you are just mailing it in.

[Hagtard Celine Dion Mustard]

I'm mailing my whole life in.

[The Wizard Joseph]

I'm mailing my whole life in.

Be sure to postmark "return to Sender"

[LMNO]

[MOULDER] *Reaching for coat* I've got a promising lead, "imagine time as a solid object", profound stuff
[SCULLY] *Pinching bridge of nose* Is this some random asshole on the internet
[MOULDER] You have to engage in intellectual discussion on his terms scully then you will see

This is an underrated post.