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I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
« on: April 23, 2020, 05:58:18 pm »
This is what happened to our breakroom.

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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2020, 06:00:44 pm »
Da fuck?? :aww:
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Re: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2020, 06:16:05 pm »
ok boys, put one jumper cable on his taint, the other on the head of his penis

we're gonna make Dok sing like a canary in a bitcoin mine


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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2020, 06:24:15 pm »
ok boys, put one jumper cable on his taint, the other on the head of his penis

we're gonna make Dok sing like a canary in a bitcoin mine

What's this WE shit? You do your own genital-cable work. If you're squeamish just glove up or something first, but NOBODY doing it for you. Time to demonstrate LEADERSHIP qualities or go home Cram.
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2020, 06:24:57 pm »
ew I'm not touching him

look at all the animal heads he's clearly been mongling

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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2020, 06:44:54 pm »
ew I'm not touching him

look at all the animal heads he's clearly been mongling

Gloves, my dude.
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2020, 07:51:34 pm »
A.  Take them out to the overpass, and drop 'em on cars.  It might take a couple tries to get the timing right, but you've got lots.

B.  Catapult (or trebuchet). Taxidermy from above..

C.  Prop them up in a circle, all facing towards a television or other religious artifact.
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2020, 08:50:39 pm »
A.  Take them out to the overpass, and drop 'em on cars.  It might take a couple tries to get the timing right, but you've got lots.

B.  Catapult (or trebuchet). Taxidermy from above..

C.  Prop them up in a circle, all facing towards a television or other religious artifact.

I don't think Dok is in need of any more brilliant "ideas"

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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2020, 08:54:41 pm »
A.  Take them out to the overpass, and drop 'em on cars.  It might take a couple tries to get the timing right, but you've got lots.

B.  Catapult (or trebuchet). Taxidermy from above..

C.  Prop them up in a circle, all facing towards a television or other religious artifact.

I don't think Dok is in need of any more brilliant "ideas"

I'll shut up now.
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2020, 09:01:23 pm »
A.  Take them out to the overpass, and drop 'em on cars.  It might take a couple tries to get the timing right, but you've got lots.

B.  Catapult (or trebuchet). Taxidermy from above..

C.  Prop them up in a circle, all facing towards a television or other religious artifact.

I don't think Dok is in need of any more brilliant "ideas"

I'll shut up now.
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You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

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"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
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"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2020, 10:09:32 pm »
A.  Take them out to the overpass, and drop 'em on cars.  It might take a couple tries to get the timing right, but you've got lots.

B.  Catapult (or trebuchet). Taxidermy from above..

C.  Prop them up in a circle, all facing towards a television or other religious artifact.

I don't think Dok is in need of any more brilliant "ideas"
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« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2020, 12:10:01 am »
This is what happened to our breakroom.

Jephph, blankly: "That's a lot of money. Who's hiding their collection?"
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2020, 12:25:09 am »
This is what happened to our breakroom.

Jephph, blankly: "That's a lot of money. Who's hiding their collection?"

We need them for our work.

That's a quarter of them.  I elected not to show the elephant heads, complete buffalo, etc.
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2020, 01:31:07 am »
We need them for our work cool sex stuff.

fixed that for ya

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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2020, 04:30:49 am »
You need it for work the same way you need that dildo, right?
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