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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #105 on: June 23, 2020, 11:38:08 am »
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #106 on: June 23, 2020, 04:23:50 pm »
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you’re new here. But you need to know.

You can’t just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it’s all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they’re on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.

I'm having a fucking moment here.
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #107 on: June 23, 2020, 08:01:36 pm »
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you’re new here. But you need to know.

You can’t just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it’s all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they’re on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.


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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #108 on: June 23, 2020, 11:45:16 pm »
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you’re new here. But you need to know.

You can’t just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it’s all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they’re on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.

It's too damn hot for wearing robes. But i can maybe manically scrape the flesh off my bones?
That might scratch the itch i had all along...
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #109 on: June 25, 2020, 04:21:55 am »
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #110 on: June 25, 2020, 05:49:47 am »
What a stunning example of a human, this piece of shit is. Everything I want to stave in with a fucking sledgehammer in one person.

LuciferX: harassment, death threats, internet tough guy bullshit, rapid name changes to hide from his recent past, chud, useless. Only being a Nazi could make him more worthy of being humiliated in public.
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #111 on: June 25, 2020, 05:51:23 am »
What a stunning example of a human, this piece of shit is. Everything I want to stave in with a fucking sledgehammer in one person.

LuciferX: harassment, death threats, internet tough guy bullshit, rapid name changes to hide from his recent past, chud, useless. Only being a Nazi could make him more worthy of being humiliated in public.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT.

In 2014, he was licking Pope Ludicrous's ass while PL was ranting about race and referring to a member of this board as "my nigress".

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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #112 on: June 25, 2020, 05:52:00 am »
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you’re new here. But you need to know.

You can’t just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it’s all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they’re on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.

It's too damn hot for wearing robes. But i can maybe manically scrape the flesh off my bones?
That might scratch the itch i had all along...

It's 112 here and everyone died.  :cry:
"Daisy had syphilis, Tom died of genital warts, and Nick Carroway watched it all in mounting horror, then made off with the silverware and the maid."
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #113 on: June 25, 2020, 05:56:43 am »
What a stunning example of a human, this piece of shit is. Everything I want to stave in with a fucking sledgehammer in one person.

LuciferX: harassment, death threats, internet tough guy bullshit, rapid name changes to hide from his recent past, chud, useless. Only being a Nazi could make him more worthy of being humiliated in public.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT.

In 2014, he was licking Pope Ludicrous's ass while PL was ranting about race and referring to a member of this board as "my nigress".

Hmm. You’re right.

Now that you’ve told me THAT, only being a Nazi could make him more deserving. I haven’t heard him call for genocide yet but it’s really just a matter of time, considering.
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #114 on: June 25, 2020, 07:34:58 am »
What a stunning example of a human, this piece of shit is. Everything I want to stave in with a fucking sledgehammer in one person.

LuciferX: harassment, death threats, internet tough guy bullshit, rapid name changes to hide from his recent past, chud, useless. Only being a Nazi could make him more worthy of being humiliated in public.

FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT.

In 2014, he was licking Pope Ludicrous's ass while PL was ranting about race and referring to a member of this board as "my nigress".

Hmm. You’re right.

Now that you’ve told me THAT, only being a Nazi could make him more deserving. I haven’t heard him call for genocide yet but it’s really just a matter of time, considering.


Yeah, about that. There was someone calling himself a REAL REAL discordian that I spent some time with. Literally even had the tattoo. Saw him in footage with RAW, seemed legit... We even wrote a book together, I can link to it. Thing is he kinda disappeared. Is that who we talking about. Let’s call him “Dolphin Sitter”


[he has disappeared before, but I must admit this time I’m slightly worried]
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #115 on: June 25, 2020, 01:53:31 pm »
Yeah, about that. There was someone calling himself a REAL REAL discordian that I spent some time with. [...] Thing is he kinda disappeared.

[he has disappeared before, but I must admit this time I’m slightly worried]

I'm sure he's just fine.

He probably cut off contact with you because he became tired of your idiotic blathering.
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #116 on: July 01, 2020, 10:33:27 am »
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you’re new here. But you need to know.

You can’t just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it’s all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they’re on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.

It's too damn hot for wearing robes. But i can maybe manically scrape the flesh off my bones?
That might scratch the itch i had all along...

It's 112 here and everyone died.  :cry:

Holy fuck.
I already begin to slowly die once it goes past 80 and there is no breeze.

At 90 i become a horribly moist demon and not even staying in the shade will do;
any water i drink bypasses the stomach and goes straight out of my pores while i chug down another bottle.

Beyond 100 --- frankly, i can't remember much of the last time i was exposed to that temperature. There were a lot of claw marks on my body though. There is something wrong about the outside temperature going above inner body temperature. WRONG i say.

This shit ought to be illegal.
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #117 on: July 02, 2020, 01:40:51 am »
The guy's name is Germ. Not only is he clearly not OK, there's almost nothing you can do to him that wouldn't be an improvement on being called "Germ".

Does he have an Aunty Bacterial?

Listen, you’re new here. But you need to know.

You can’t just say that kind of shit. We have the PTSD about it. A horrible little man held us hostage for literal years with puns like that. The connection switches on in our brains and it’s all Apocalypse Now, Independence Day, Saw.

That sort of weaponry should be saved for when you want to short circuit the room by causing everyone to yell like they’re on fire, manically disrobe, and run sprinting for the nearest freeway.

It's too damn hot for wearing robes. But i can maybe manically scrape the flesh off my bones?
That might scratch the itch i had all along...

It's 112 here and everyone died.  :cry:

Holy fuck.
I already begin to slowly die once it goes past 80 and there is no breeze.

At 90 i become a horribly moist demon and not even staying in the shade will do;
any water i drink bypasses the stomach and goes straight out of my pores while i chug down another bottle.

Beyond 100 --- frankly, i can't remember much of the last time i was exposed to that temperature. There were a lot of claw marks on my body though. There is something wrong about the outside temperature going above inner body temperature. WRONG i say.

This shit ought to be illegal.

People can't survive below 80.
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #118 on: July 02, 2020, 01:55:10 am »
People can’t. PEOPLE.

I, on the other hand, am a fucking woodwose.
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Re: A solemn moment for my tabs
« Reply #119 on: July 02, 2020, 10:45:47 am »
People can't survive below 80.

This is perfect. I don't want people around anyways.
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