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Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: July 09, 2020, 06:38:37 pm »
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2020, 06:43:26 pm »
Open bar: Chloroquine on tap.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2020, 06:51:29 pm »
Open bar: Chloroquine on tap.

 :argh!:

I just suggested that!  But mine had Hydroxy.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2020, 11:20:34 pm »

Open Bar: Wuhan Bat and Pangolin Buffet Tuesdays
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2020, 11:33:35 pm »
Open Bar: Bats and Tonic
just this

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2020, 01:12:21 am »
Open Bar: It's 2020 and all we have left is cheap rail gin.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2020, 01:59:15 am »

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2020, 07:29:25 am »
Open Bar: nothing imaginable is worse than what will happen
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2020, 11:03:34 am »
Open Bar: Please Drink The Hand Sanitiser Provided and Wipe Your Feet On The Way Out

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2020, 01:16:09 pm »
Open Bar: please sit 6+ feet away from me

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2020, 03:15:48 pm »
Done.  Cain, if you had a better idea, go ahead and put a wrench on this thing.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2020, 03:41:16 pm »
Nah, I'm good with this. I was struggling with making a choice myself - there were a lot of good suggestions!

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2020, 09:42:23 pm »
75% done with the fire recovery.  I have cables strung all over the fucking place and plastic sheeting everywhere.  Looks like the repair scene in Brazil.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2020, 09:55:19 pm »
9 hour drive for a funeral. Duration - 20 mins.

While away, and right in the middle of it, junkenwife breaks her leg back at home. So that was a fun drive back.

Without the 12 person limit, she would have attended so at this point I'm holding Johnson and sturgeon jointly responsible for this entire shitshow.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2020, 11:42:37 pm »
9 hour drive for a funeral. Duration - 20 mins.

While away, and right in the middle of it, junkenwife breaks her leg back at home. So that was a fun drive back.

Without the 12 person limit, she would have attended so at this point I'm holding Johnson and sturgeon jointly responsible for this entire shitshow.

She'd have just fallen into the hole.
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