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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #225 on: August 01, 2020, 06:05:42 am »
Waiting room is full.  Bovine19 seems to be RWHN.

What's a RWHN?

Greetings, how goes the day?



Good day sir, do you happen to have an opinion on DRUGS?

No?

I'm not gonna be cool until he does a FAT LINE OF WEED and proves he's cool.

You're just a shill for Big Cool.

I'm completely within my right to charge as much as I want for my Cool!   :argh!:


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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #226 on: August 01, 2020, 06:07:33 am »
Hey guys, I'm back! 2020 has somehow failed to kill me thus far. should ask for my fucking money back.

recently got a new job producing spiritually themed candles for a local small business. Pays better and is safer than what i would have been doing before the pandemic, so i'm pretty happy with it. Also we make dick candles, which is still funny.

Spiritually themed dicks?
i mean, yea, apparently. if you're into candle magic
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #227 on: August 01, 2020, 06:46:52 am »
Waiting room is full.  Bovine19 seems to be RWHN.

What's a RWHN?

Greetings, how goes the day?



Good day sir, do you happen to have an opinion on DRUGS?

No?
Hello newb, you're in for a bit of a trial.

And tribulations?

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #228 on: August 01, 2020, 07:19:03 am »
At what point do we just assume this is RWHN back for round three and threaten to sic the weed gangsters on him again
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #229 on: August 01, 2020, 12:43:14 pm »
I mean, I've already assumed that. But I can see IP addresses, so that might be cheating

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #230 on: August 01, 2020, 05:16:38 pm »
 :lulz:

Time to call up the weed gangsters with the location of RWHN’s stash of illicit drug prevention stuff again
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #231 on: August 01, 2020, 11:26:13 pm »
There’s a minor twist in the plan to get a COVID test.

I can’t leave the apartment.

I mean, without risking another heart attack or diving out a window. I’m on the third floor and there are no elevators.

Aside from that: good days so far. I’m recovering from my cardiac event after a minor hiccup yesterday (fucking can’t even wash dishes!!!), the roommates are fun, I’m better with money management than they are (but no ones hurting), my PS4 and computers are all setup in a row.

Brain is moving a bit slower, I’m moving a bit slower, but I’m finally... not worried. My anxiety has dropped as low as it’s been for over two years. Housing means stability means I can get work means continued housing and stability.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #232 on: August 02, 2020, 12:16:31 am »
That is...a concern. Yikes. But! I'm glad you're less anxious and have the space to get shit done!
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #233 on: August 02, 2020, 12:45:32 am »
See, that’s why I was all like “California.”


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But noooooooo.

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #234 on: August 02, 2020, 01:35:59 am »
See, that’s why I was all like “California.”


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But noooooooo.
What in the fuck are you talking about
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #235 on: August 02, 2020, 01:47:32 am »
See, that’s why I was all like “California.”


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But noooooooo.
What in the fuck are you talking about


How hard

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #236 on: August 02, 2020, 03:05:09 am »
See, that’s why I was all like “California.”


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But noooooooo.
What in the fuck are you talking about


How hard
Why are you allowed
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #237 on: August 02, 2020, 06:15:55 am »
He’s one of those humans that doesn’t meet emissions code. Just dispose of him.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #238 on: August 02, 2020, 01:54:07 pm »
More like a collapsed bee hive. Not so long ago he seemed much more coherent. Might have been one of those temporary illusions of order tho.

I fully agree that he needs to check his emissions.
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Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« Reply #239 on: August 02, 2020, 03:40:36 pm »
See, that’s why I was all like “California.”


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But noooooooo.

And that's why I was all, "Idaho, Alaska"