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SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
« on: July 24, 2020, 09:50:48 pm »
LOOK NO FURTHER, here's the fucking solution for you: FAKE ALIENS!

It's gonna be way better than moonlandings, since every conspiracy nut already believes in them and all we have to convince are the dullminded sheeple.

The FAKE ALIENS
will bring your planet peace and prosperity for thousands of years until there'll be a big enough asshole to convince the rest of the population that somebody urinated in their eyes.

The FAKE ALIENS work with patented "Yo I hear there's a dangerous and violent gang terrorizing the neighborhood so we should gang up and go beat them to a pulp"-method tested to work in countless environments with nearly 100% certainty.

5 year guarantee!

Order now the most popular war removal in the whole galaxy: FAKE ALIENS!

(we take payment in card, cash, rare minerals or strange sex)
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Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2020, 10:32:05 pm »
adrian veidt had that Idea when nixon was still in power
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Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2020, 01:41:22 pm »
Yea, but his idea was unnecessarily cruel, and not marketable for the greater audience. In FAKE ALIENSTM instead of blowing up cities, we fabricate proof of alien species on nearby planet who have technological level roughly equivalent to one that was in england in 1600s. Humanity will race into space when there's a chance to genocide something in there!

eta:i should really read things more than once to learn shit..
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Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2020, 08:13:09 am »
Wait, who the fuck wants world peace?  :eek:
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Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2020, 09:37:45 am »
I wouldn't mind a little world peace. As a treat.

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Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2020, 02:10:09 pm »
I wouldn't mind a little world peace. As a treat.

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Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2020, 10:02:40 pm »
I wouldn't mind a little world peace. As a treat.

Me neither

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Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2020, 05:02:04 pm »
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Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

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