Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Apple Talk => Topic started by: Frontside Back on July 24, 2020, 09:50:48 pm

Title: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
Post by: Frontside Back on July 24, 2020, 09:50:48 pm
LOOK NO FURTHER, here's the fucking solution for you: FAKE ALIENS!

It's gonna be way better than moonlandings, since every conspiracy nut already believes in them and all we have to convince are the dullminded sheeple.

The FAKE ALIENS
will bring your planet peace and prosperity for thousands of years until there'll be a big enough asshole to convince the rest of the population that somebody urinated in their eyes.

The FAKE ALIENS work with patented "Yo I hear there's a dangerous and violent gang terrorizing the neighborhood so we should gang up and go beat them to a pulp"-method tested to work in countless environments with nearly 100% certainty.

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Title: Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
Post by: Faust on July 24, 2020, 10:32:05 pm
adrian veidt had that Idea when nixon was still in power
Title: Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
Post by: Frontside Back on July 25, 2020, 01:41:22 pm
Yea, but his idea was unnecessarily cruel, and not marketable for the greater audience. In FAKE ALIENSTM instead of blowing up cities, we fabricate proof of alien species on nearby planet who have technological level roughly equivalent to one that was in england in 1600s. Humanity will race into space when there's a chance to genocide something in there!

eta:i should really read things more than once to learn shit..
Title: Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on July 29, 2020, 08:13:09 am
Wait, who the fuck wants world peace?  :eek:
Title: Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
Post by: Cain on July 29, 2020, 09:37:45 am
I wouldn't mind a little world peace. As a treat.
Title: Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
Post by: LMNO on July 29, 2020, 02:10:09 pm
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2020, 09:37:45 am
I wouldn't mind a little world peace. As a treat.

:golfclap:
Title: Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
Post by: picoli on August 01, 2020, 10:02:40 pm
Quote from: Cain on July 29, 2020, 09:37:45 am
I wouldn't mind a little world peace. As a treat.

Me neither
Title: Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
Post by: PopeTom on August 02, 2020, 05:02:04 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/dfrmcoT.jpg)