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« on: December 19, 2020, 04:22:06 am »
https://leelaq.com/

These products a filled with quantum energy!
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2020, 09:32:05 am »
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I used your new Leela Q H.E.A.L. card yesterday. Itís really beautiful! Starting with the gorgeous healing purple bag! Such a nice quality! Love the material and design of the card! I held the card against my chest for about 20 min last night and I got very sleepy. I slept so good last night but may not of been a fair test due to how my day went. This morning I took the old HEAL frequency, Happy card, your new HEAL card and several other cards I have made with different frequencies and closed my eyes and muscle tested each card not knowing which one my husband was holding against me.... I tested 3 different times which one was the most beneficial and each time my body picked the new Leela Q H.E.A.L. card. Iím currently charging me a brass capsule with the frequency. Thank you! 🙏❤️
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2020, 02:14:18 am »
I'm just here for the LMNO anger.
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2020, 02:21:18 am »
The "Q" in quantum stands for "Q-anon".

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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2020, 04:47:51 pm »
The "Q" in quantum stands for "Q-anon".

WWG1WGA is just their expression of quantum entanglement.
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2020, 05:23:21 pm »
The "Q" in quantum stands for "Q-anon".

WWG1WGA is just their expression of quantum entanglement.
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2020, 01:27:49 pm »

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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2020, 02:59:30 pm »
Does anyone remember those "Q-ray ionized bracelets"?

"Itís called the QRay effect, a beautiful and meticulously designed bracelet that works in a similar fashion to acupuncture without needles."

I once saw a bank teller wearing one.  Not really the kind of thing you want to see on someone handling your money.
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2021, 01:18:00 am »
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2021, 02:48:33 pm »
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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2021, 06:39:39 am »
https://orgonitezen.com/collections/orgonitepyramids

Gah! I clicked it and it followed me to FB!

I'm not even using the same browser. I've got this tab on Firefox, and FB in a tab on Chrome.
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2021, 12:41:53 pm »
https://orgonitezen.com/collections/orgonitepyramids

Gah! I clicked it and it followed me to FB!

I'm not even using the same browser. I've got this tab on Firefox, and FB in a tab on Chrome.

Really? I only recently stopped having FB not IP blocked by a system32 file...

So, uh, everyones opinions I might read when I come back later, is this a nice rabbit hole?

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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2021, 02:31:08 pm »
Does anyone remember those "Q-ray ionized bracelets"?

"Itís called the QRay effect, a beautiful and meticulously designed bracelet that works in a similar fashion to acupuncture without needles."

I once saw a bank teller wearing one.  Not really the kind of thing you want to see on someone handling your money.

Nonsense.  If they believe that kind of shit, they'll believe in finance laws.
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