News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

FINAL WARNING

Started by chaotic neutral observer, January 21, 2021, 03:18:11 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

chaotic neutral observer

January 21, 2021, 03:18:11 PM
This is a friendly reminder to all employees that the wellness and mental health survey must be filled out by the end of today.

The survey is mandatory, and failure to comply will result in disciplinary action.

Your mental health is important to us.  Stay safe, and avoid all interpersonal contact.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Cain

#1
January 21, 2021, 04:17:25 PM
My job description is wrong.

altered

#2
January 21, 2021, 04:18:23 PM
Hi,

I would like to remind you that I filled out the survey already multiple times but that the web form would not let me submit it because spaces were forbidden characters in the notes section. I would be happy to resubmit but you have to fix your webform first, otherwise I am actually not able to submit anything through it. I have informed you about your broken webform three previous times without action being taken. Please fix!

Thanks!
"I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me."

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

Doktor Howl

#3
January 21, 2021, 04:57:38 PM
Dear Capitalist Pig-Dog:

We of the Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Laboratories #1-3 reject your demands and scoff at your "final warnings" of "disciplinary actions".  We have HIPAA weapons, and we are not afraid to use them.

As a demonstration of the Peoples' Might, we have begun piping Taylor Dane songs into your offices.

All power to the People,
Comrade Doktor Howl,


Molon Lube

chaotic neutral observer

#4
January 21, 2021, 05:13:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 21, 2021, 04:17:25 PM
My job description is wrong.

We apologize for the inconvenience.  Your assigned duties will be realigned to reflect your current job description ASAP.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

chaotic neutral observer

#5
January 21, 2021, 05:14:16 PM
Quote from: altered on January 21, 2021, 04:18:23 PM
Hi,

I would like to remind you that I filled out the survey already multiple times but that the web form would not let me submit it because spaces were forbidden characters in the notes section. I would be happy to resubmit but you have to fix your webform first, otherwise I am actually not able to submit anything through it. I have informed you about your broken webform three previous times without action being taken. Please fix!

Thanks!
Hi,

Try refreshing your browser.  If that doesn't work, please post a bug report using the webform.

Thanks.

Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

chaotic neutral observer

#6
January 21, 2021, 05:18:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on January 21, 2021, 04:57:38 PM
Dear Capitalist Pig-Dog:

We of the Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Laboratories #1-3 reject your demands and scoff at your "final warnings" of "disciplinary actions".  We have HIPAA weapons, and we are not afraid to use them.

As a demonstration of the Peoples' Might, we have begun piping Taylor Dane songs into your offices.

All power to the People,
Comrade Doktor Howl,
Hi,

Unfortunately, due to the ongoing pandemic, we are unable to process your request for disciplinary action at this time.  Please defer any rebellious action until we are better prepared.

Best regards.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.
Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions