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Started by Doktor Howl, April 05, 2021, 05:58:44 PM

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Doktor Howl

April 05, 2021, 05:58:44 PM
Submarine helmsmen steer the boat, but can't see out a windshield.  I drive a car without paying much attention to what's in front of a windshield, so I have no advantage over the guy driving the submarine.

If I was a different kind of person, I'd have done something about my anger issues years ago.  But if I was that kind of person, I wouldn't have the anger issues in the first place.

People used to care about sports.  We still don't know why.  It was probably a hangover from cave man days.

If I could travel in time, you wouldn't be reading this.

GLaDOS is my spirit critter, but Mayhem is my moral anchor.

Getting old is bullshit.  Die when you're still pretty and don't ache so much.

Where 3 people meet in Eris's name, there is an argument and 20 years of acrimony.


Molon Lube

Lord Batwing Candlewaxxe

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April 14, 2021, 02:52:33 PM
Minimalism can get pretty complicated.

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

Every Mare and Every Stallion is a Star
"You know those days when things keep getting worse faster than you can lower your standards?" - Carrie Fisher


Perhaps the damned horse can fly.

Trivial

#2
April 29, 2021, 04:49:07 AM
Grand ideas are fucking useless unless you have skills, time, and materials.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

LMNO

#3
April 30, 2021, 04:45:00 AM
We have no questions, only answers.

TheAudience

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May 25, 2021, 01:23:23 AM Last Edit: May 26, 2021, 07:56:45 PM by TheAudience
Even pissing into the wind empties your bladder.
registered to see the fatberg.

Doktor Howl

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May 27, 2021, 04:20:42 PM
Quote from: TheAudience on May 25, 2021, 01:23:23 AM
Even pissing into the wind empties your bladder.

NICE.
Molon Lube
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