How to Survive Camping

[Suu]

This is a series of creepyposts on Reddit that's a few years old, but it's pretty much what it's like camping in Rhode Island over the summer or just Tucson on a Tuesday. The bottom of the post links to the next one. 100% worth the read.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/clp5h4/how_to_survive_camping/

[chaotic neutral observer]

Thanks for posting that, it's a good read.

This is why I liked the old sheriff. He took care of things. While I relied on rituals and appeasements, he believed in assault rifles and gasoline. And sure, gunfire isn't going to kill everything - or most things, if we're being honest - but nothing, human or otherwise, likes being shot. It'd knock a lot of things down and after that, well, that's what the gasoline is for.

[Suu]

Thanks for posting that, it's a good read.

This is why I liked the old sheriff. He took care of things. While I relied on rituals and appeasements, he believed in assault rifles and gasoline. And sure, gunfire isn't going to kill everything - or most things, if we're being honest - but nothing, human or otherwise, likes being shot. It'd knock a lot of things down and after that, well, that's what the gasoline is for.

I'm 90% sure Kate is related to Dok Howl with her penchant for storytelling.