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Brahman Fight!!!!! /throws nothing
Dog Girl:
/reserves everything.
Hey did you all know that the limbic system - the emotional brain of the mind - is the portal to the Brahman, which is the quantum, which is God, or 'might as well be'?
And if you destroy your own limbic system, you can force the download of a kundalini backup, complete with Goddess manifestations, quantum cognitive function, and uhhhhh...other...things? Like, cats like you extra, now? That's the best powerup.
I'm not sure why I'm posting this if I'm just going to talk to myself again, but you know sometimes I have some great things to say so why not.
Oui, has anyone seen the Kalki's white horse laying around? Fucking thing where is it...
I hope all of me is having a lovely evening out there.
Doktor Howl:
--- Quote from: The Avatar of Durga on January 29, 2023, 04:35:14 am ---/reserves everything.
Hey did you all know that the limbic system - the emotional brain of the mind - is the portal to the Brahman, which is the quantum, which is God, or 'might as well be'?
--- End quote ---
Did you know that Cramulus always has a fish in his hand?
He does, at all times. It's apparently some kind of upstate New York perversion, and they're running out of trout. The mind boggles in horror about what that means for any other creatures in range, when those spags finally use up all the fresh water fish. What will they slake their impure lusts THEN, eh?
"Quantum cognitive function" will not be on their minds. No. They will simply start grabbing any fauna in the area and go to town. You can't run fast enough. Should you be so foolish as to enter swamp yankee territory, they will find you inverted with all your bones on the outside. Also, don't trust that Cainad character. He's not on your side. He's in the pay of Big Cramulus, and - while not a fish-fondler himself - does whatever Cramulus tells him. Nobody knows why. Perhaps he has a bomb around his neck. Weirder things have happened.
NEW YORK IS A DEAD STATE. Run while you still have legs.
altered:
--- Quote from: The Avatar of Durga on January 29, 2023, 04:35:14 am ---/reserves everything.
Hey did you all know that the limbic system - the emotional brain of the mind - is the portal to the Brahman, which is the quantum, which is God, or 'might as well be'?
And if you destroy your own limbic system, you can force the download of a kundalini backup, complete with Goddess manifestations, quantum cognitive function, and uhhhhh...other...things? Like, cats like you extra, now? That's the best powerup.
I'm not sure why I'm posting this if I'm just going to talk to myself again, but you know sometimes I have some great things to say so why not.
Oui, has anyone seen the Kalki's white horse laying around? Fucking thing where is it...
I hope all of me is having a lovely evening out there.
--- End quote ---
You came to the wrong part of samsara, brother.
altered:
Seriously. I get up to weird ass sci-fi shit in my head on a regular basis, and it's not even "being creative", it's "my brain is so broken that I'm time-sharing a body with a giant roundworm anthropologist and an industrial automation robot's user agent".
Whatever you're selling, I got better.
Doktor Howl:
--- Quote from: altered on January 29, 2023, 06:51:54 am ---
--- Quote from: The Avatar of Durga on January 29, 2023, 04:35:14 am ---/reserves everything.
Hey did you all know that the limbic system - the emotional brain of the mind - is the portal to the Brahman, which is the quantum, which is God, or 'might as well be'?
And if you destroy your own limbic system, you can force the download of a kundalini backup, complete with Goddess manifestations, quantum cognitive function, and uhhhhh...other...things? Like, cats like you extra, now? That's the best powerup.
I'm not sure why I'm posting this if I'm just going to talk to myself again, but you know sometimes I have some great things to say so why not.
Oui, has anyone seen the Kalki's white horse laying around? Fucking thing where is it...
I hope all of me is having a lovely evening out there.
--- End quote ---
You came to the wrong part of samsara, brother.
--- End quote ---
She's right, you know. We exist only to knock people out of satori, in our efforts to placate the fiendish Cramulus.
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