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Started by Abbot Mythos, June 30, 2023, 10:52:49 AM

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Abbot Mythos

Sieg Heil Hegseth knows what's important to the Turd Reich:


As per this article:

"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday bashed media outlets for highlighting the deaths of six U.S. service members killed in an Iranian drone strike in Kuwait as part of Washington's war with Tehran.

Speaking to reporters alongside Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Dan Cain, Hegseth accused the press of trying to "make the president look bad" (Emphasis mine) in calling attention to the attack that targeted a reported triple-wide trailer used as office space by the U.S. military."

After all, the Turd Reich can't have the MSM focusing on the deaths of six U.S. service members at a time when the draft dodging POSOTUS has barely started a new war in the Middle East, and has a ballroom to build that requires his personal attention. Priorities. Priorities. Priorities.

Faust

I love how they insisted on Charlie Kirk being beatified, but the troops who died serving their country are to be ignored becuase it somehow takes away from Trumps Iran win.
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Abbot Mythos

This took long enough:


But, as per this article:

"Trump said Noem "has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!)." He said he was making her a "Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas," a new security initiative that he said would focus on the Western Hemisphere."

So, it looks like she hasn't been totally flushed, and will still be on the Turd Reich's payroll. And, I can't help but wonder if Corey Lewandowski will be working for her as a top aide and "special government employee" again.

Abbot Mythos

Another one bites the dust!


"Trump was reportedly frustrated with Bondi over the justice department's handling of the Epstein files"

So, 'reportedly,' the POSOTUS was frustrated enough over the handling of the Trump-Epstein Files to fire another sycophant. And, to the surprise of nobody, this one is female too.

Abbot Mythos


"Posting a graphic of Trump as Jesus seems to be a bridge too far"

I think I know the answer to this one.

Faust

Is he the anti christ? no. Is he Caligula, yes, if Caligula was also somehow the horse
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Abbot Mythos

Quote from: Faust on April 14, 2026, 08:40:35 PMIs he the anti christ? no. Is he Caligula, yes, if Caligula was also somehow the horse
Well ... is your conviction strong enough to resist the temptation to troll self-righteous, Bible-thumping MAGAts about their venerated POSOTUS being the Antichrist, when the opportunity presents itself?

Faust

Definitely not above that, his betrayal of his Christian followers feels baffling they ever thought he was anything but a vice pit but I guess picking a fight with the pope was that final too far point
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Abbot Mythos

Quote from: Faust on April 15, 2026, 08:23:41 PMDefinitely not above that, his betrayal of his Christian followers feels baffling they ever thought he was anything but a vice pit but I guess picking a fight with the pope was that final too far point
I never doubted you.

Faust

Iran state media with a banger of a tune on the fat orange pedophile

If the dems had riz like this we wouldn't have to deal with these retards again
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Abbot Mythos

That video has become extremely popular. And, its choruses of "Making Israel great again," and "They ordered you to die for Israel," caught my attention.

Now, I admit, I'm uncertain how the majority of European governments, and their citizens are currently reacting to public criticism of Israel. But, in 'Merica, with the exception of our Senator Bernie Sanders, I can't think of anyone who dares to hint that they're unenthusiastic about giving less than their unconditional support to Israel, without being labeled "Antisemitic" with a big capital "A," or worse. However, if their public criticism is very carefully worded, it just might be remotely possible for a well-respected public figure to get away with criticizing Benjamin Netanyahu. After all, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has issued a warrant for his arrest for allegedly committing war crimes, and crimes against humanity, in the Gaza Strip. But, I wouldn't count on even that being acceptable in today's 'Merica.

So, in what I once believed was "The land of the free, and the home of the brave," I find it ironic that this video is popular for criticism an ordinary 'Merican could not publicly utter without the probability of facing serious consequences.

Faust

#236
The US has strategic interests in keeping the middle east destabilised and not too friendly, Israel is incredibly useful for that goal.

In exchange Israel is given licence to perform colonial displacement and murder of the native peoples. It's a symbiotic relationship. I wouldn't be surprised if the attacks on Iran didn't originate with Trump but were requested.

Being anti-colonial is equated as be antisemitic, but that only holds true if you respect peoples religious beliefs, which I don't. I don't believe in their Imaginary  Friend any more than I believe in the Muslims Imaginary friend or the Christan's or whatever flavour they want to put on it, no more than I believe in my own God Eris, exactly as she commanded.
So Instead I see a Colonial nation saying to the western world "you all got your turn now its mine". There are mitigating factors, there are neighbours who want to wipe out Israel (that their government actively encourages and ensures will continue indefinitely), but the bottom line is we have a colonial power expanding its borders in a land grab, destabilizing its neighbours on purpose, and goaded on by the all the previous colonial powers that prop it up in the western nations support, weapons and diplomatic leverage, worst of all being the United states.

That's come back to bite them though, listening to Netanyahu has led to the objective most humiliating strategic military failure the US has experienced in recent history, maybe ever. Vietnam, Iraq, Afganistan you can argue the US got something out of it,  but this was something baffling to watch unfold.

Before the attacks Iran didn't control the Gulf of Hormuz, it does now, Trump even tweeted day before yesterday calling it "The Gulf of Iran" imagine that. Trump is often lauded for calling-it-as-it is.

The Gulf of Iran. It wasn't before. It is now.

Maybe, just maybe, this will give the US pause to its horrific foreign policy (and I don't just mean under Republicans) that it has pushed since world war two. Maybe Congress might end these STUPID executive orders at least for military power and centralise that with themselves again.

But for now I am enjoying this, its hilarious to see the this backfire so dramatically.
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