Have a Mondo Mungday! - YOLD 3190

[Brother Mythos]

It's once again time to celebrate the Patron Saint of The Season of Chaos, Apostle Hung Mung.

As it is written in our sacred Principia Discordia, Apostle Hung Mung was:

"A Sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the Heathen Chinee. He who originally devised THE SACRED CHAO."

And, as Honorable Apostle Hung Mung was an Official Discordian Missionary, what better way to celebrate his own sacred day than to whip out your own, personal copy of our sacred Principia Discordia, turn to page 00065, and read "A PRIMER FOR ERISIAN EVANGELISTS" by Lord Omar.

Then, once filled with the Holy Spirit of our Beloved Goddess Eris, get out there and proselytize some poor, unsuspecting heathens!

So good luck with that proselytizing, and Hail Eris!

[ein Gefrorener Würfel]

I should start using this argumentation for all these "christian love" commenters spreading the gospel of: Jesus loves you, but you will burn in hell for eternity.

[Brother Mythos]

I should start using this argumentation for all these "christian love" commenters spreading the gospel of: Jesus loves you, but you will burn in hell for eternity.

Perhaps you too have been truly infested with visited by the Holy Spirit of our Beloved Goddess Eris!

Hail Eris!