cryptids Cryptids CRYPTIDS

[Mlactom]

I know you have some stories, give them to us.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm in Tucson.  ALL WE HAVE ARE CRYPTIDS.

Like the tarantula hawk.  Don't google that.

Or naegleria fowleri.  Absolutely do not google that.  Nothing but horror there.

And that's the stuff that you have to go looking for.  There's plenty of other shit that comes looking for you.