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'Tis Once Again the Season of Bureaucracy

Started by Abbot Mythos, August 08, 2024, 12:08:13 AM

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Abbot Mythos

Yes, the season of Confusion has run its inevitable course, and 'tis now the season of Bureaucracy in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3190.

And, 'tis once again the season when we of our faithlessness are to be reminded, "And under Eris Confusion became established, and was hence called Bureaucracy; while over Bureaucracy Eris became established, and was hence called Discordia." And, thus this doctrinal Discordian dogma, from The Book of Uterus of The Honest Book of Truth, is duly documented for eternal remembrance in our Wholly Holy Principia Discordia.

 So, have a bitchin' Bureaucracy!

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!