You sunk my pile of shit

[SleepyFocker]

What's next?

[Doktor Howl]

What's next, you ask?

Oh, my.  So many things.  It's a bad time to be Gay or transgender or have too much melanin in your genetic make up.  It's a bad time to talk about the republic, even in a closed room all by yourself.

Your laptop and tablet are probably spying on you.  Your cellphone IS spying on you.  It is a race between your electronics turning you in and your children turning you in for a gold star and the praise of the Perfect State™.

Our new president, Elon Musk, and this Mr Trump fellow that works for him are seriously talking about annexing Canada and Greenland and having military adventures in Mexico.  Tariffs will eat you alive.  People around you will disappear seemingly at random, swooped up by ICE and dumped on the Mexican side of Nogales, even if they are American citizens.

Your paperwork is not in order.  You will not be able to explain yourself in a satisfactory manner.  You are in fact DOOMED, and it is against my religion to tell You People that you will be okay when you are doomed.

You cannot win, They own the ball AND the ballpark.  You cannot even break even.  Every day is a further erosion of your rights and your standard of living.  You can't even quit the game, because everywhere you could run to is America™.  Even countries that hate America. Especially the ones that hate America.

You will in fact lose, and you will be consumed by the monoculture and made safe.  Made to be not so threatening, with your unregulated running around and hollering.  You will not freak the mundanes, because they could - and have - changed the rules in a shockingly short amount of time to ensure that you SIT DOWN and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

The Resistance™ is already a neutered, safe, shrink-wrapped Conspiracy™ product.  The Church of Discordia doesn't exist.  The Subgeniuses are too old to care, and Lemmy is dead.

There is nothing for you here.  So enjoy your stay.

[Faust]

The Resistance™ is already a neutered, safe, shrink-wrapped Conspiracy™ product.  The Church of Discordia doesn't exist.  The Subgeniuses are too old to care, and Lemmy is dead.

Yeah at the moment the "resistance" and discordia are looking less and less like a savior,
Hell the church of the shrike is looking more like it has some kind of well being for us

[Doktor Howl]

The Resistance™ is already a neutered, safe, shrink-wrapped Conspiracy™ product.  The Church of Discordia doesn't exist.  The Subgeniuses are too old to care, and Lemmy is dead.

Yeah at the moment the "resistance" and discordia are looking less and less like a savior,
Hell the church of the shrike is looking more like it has some kind of well being for us

Discordia is a pile of radioactive butthurt.  It is useless.

Please note that I do not exclude myself from that.  It is what it is.

The resistance is what Discordia was in 2003.  People cosplaying resistance to an evil government, patting themselves on the back while Cenk Uygur and John Fetterman go on right wing media to kiss MAGA ass.

[SleepyFocker]

i hate u...