The End of Discordianism

[chaotic neutral observer]

This world is made from chaos, born from it, and you, goddess knows why, signed up for a chaos-based religion.

Well, now a big meaty chunk of that chaos has escaped from the neatly pencilled line you drew around it, and is contorting your reality with fresh new horrors.  And here you are getting all shocked and dismayed and running around yapping like a chihuaha that just realized it's about to be castrated.

Isn't this what you wanted?  Did you think Discordianism was just a bunch of randos goofing off, talking shit, and making lame jokes about the hotdog truck that spilled its cargo over interstate 83? Have you completely missed the point?

Forget that junk, look to the roots of things.

You're here, reading the tattered remnants of this moth-chewed forum, so you already recognize that Christianity has nothing to do with loving your neighbour, or following the Bible.  Its root is "We chose ourselves as the chosen people, and now we have the God-given duty to fuck everyone up and take their stuff."

And, just like that, Discordia has nothing to do with the Principia book, or the BIP, or a measured introspection of your belief structures.  The root of Discordia is petty spite.  It's about carelessly wiping out a major city-state because someone didn't invite you to their party.

Do you get it, now?  Trump is born of Eris.  Trump is the incarnation of Eris.  Trump is Eris.  He is petty, spiteful, random, careless of consequences.  He's exactly the kind of god you wanted, the one you voted for, and now he's wandering free over the Earth, crashing everyone's party!

Isn't it fun?

[Doktor Howl]

The root of Discordia is petty spite.

Been sayin' it.

Do you get it, now?  Trump is born of Eris.  Trump is the incarnation of Eris.  Trump is Eris.  He is petty, spiteful, random, careless of consequences.  He's exactly the kind of god you wanted, the one you voted for, and now he's wandering free over the Earth, crashing everyone's party!

I said the same thing about GWB in 2003 and damn near got lynched in this bitch.