It's the Secret POSOTUS Alzheimer Conspiracy Theory!

[Abbot Mythos]

I found this conspiracy theory this afternoon, and one of the best things about it is, if it's true, we'll know within 3-5 months! Now, of course, many conspiracy theories make specific claims about when some sensational event will occur. But, if this one is completely wrong, it's going to be a tough one to repeatedly resurrect. And, it goes without saying, there are other things to like about it too.

BREAKING: Did a Medical Pro Crack the Health Crisis Secret/Alzheimer's Code?
   
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As per this article:

"Trump's deteriorating physical and cognitive condition stopped being a punchline somewhere around the moment he fell asleep in a Cabinet meeting (23 times this week alone), got angry when asked about his MRI, and sent his entire comms team out to claim he had a "preventative MRI" — a procedure that, like his inauguration crowd size, exists only in his imagination.

But now?

It's not just neurologists and psychiatrists whispering behind closed doors.
 
A certified medical professional with 14 years of experience treating dementia patients may have just cracked the whole f***ing code — complete with a specific drug, specific side effects, and specific behavioral symptoms that perfectly match what we're all watching happen to Donald J. Trump in real time."

Now, this is a good one! I don't believe anyone who disrespects the POSOTUS a fraction as much as I do will regret reading this.

[Abbot Mythos]

I thought the Secret POSOTUS Alzheimer Conspiracy Theory was a perfectly good "Discordian Worthy" conspiracy theory. But, there's just no pleasing some people:

DAMMIT It's Not Alzheimer's! Here's Why It's A Far Worse Nightmare Scenario
 
You deserve the facts, not conjecture. Alzheimer's diminishes a person. Trump's not diminishing, he's escalating, and you need to know the frightening reason why.

As per this article:

"A serious symptom analysis quickly debunks Alzheimer's.
 
Trump's symptoms are consistent with another, less common but more disruptive and, in his case horrific, disorder — Frontotemporal Dementia (FTD). There are a couple of subtypes with important distinctions, but his changes in personality and behavior, along with specific language and physical problems, are consistent with FTD variants."

Now, to be fair, this is also a really good conspiracy theory. And, the bottom line is that the POSOTUS is still brain damaged, and his Turd Reich is still attempting to cover it up.

[Mandelbrot Slapper]

Mr Trump goes to Washington & political satire gets real, eh?

https://youtu.be/ahzNnXex5fY

[Abbot Mythos]

Doctor Claims Trump, 79, Suffered Serious Medical Issue

|NEW THEORY| "Concerns about the president's health have been raised for several months."

As per this article:

"Donald Trump suffered a stroke several months ago and has kept it from the public, a prominent medical expert has suggested.

Professor Bruce Davidson of Washington State University's Elson S. Floyd College of Medicine made the bombshell claim about the 79-year-old president's health while laying out "lines of evidence supportive" that have also been reported on by the Daily Beast over the past year.

"I think his stroke was on the left side of the brain, which controls the right side of the body," Davidson told biographer Sidney Blumenthal and Princeton historian Sean Wilentz on their podcast, The Court of History."

So, here's yet another theory about the deterioration of the POSOTUS' brain. The bottom line is there are experts out there who believe there is something organically wrong with the POSOTUS' brain.

And here I had been thinking malignant narcissism was way more than enough to be wrong with his brain. Silly me.