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THA CHEF MANIFESTO, OR EULOGY FOR THA "GOOD" REV.

Started by Chef, February 08, 2005, 02:54:46 AM

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Chef

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it was all my fault
defintely
And IIIII helped
PS for you young'uns, that's from an old Shake and Bake commercial :wink:

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Rog, sweetie, I was Eris with the BIG wooden spoon stirring the pot alllll day long.  The funny thing about chaos, you can never be quite sure how things will end up.  Sorry you went all suicidal and all.  That was never my intention.  But it proved a point I was trying to make to Goat Turd, every one is fair game.  I have taken my hits here.  Now it's your turn.  Take your own advice and take it like a man.

NOT ROGER.  BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING.

WOULD YOU LIKE A CONSOLATION PRIZE?
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Malaul

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Quote from: ChefTO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, I WILL BE GIVING THE URL TO THIS WEBSITE TO THE TROLL ARMY AT FUCKED COMPANY.
::utterly dry voice:: Oh please
no
not trolls
we dont know how to handle trolls here  ::/utterly dry voice::

NO, ACTUALLY YOU DON'T, SWEET THANG.

WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXAMPLE OR THREE?
I could be wrong here, but I think I am experiancing it right now just by reading this...
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Chef

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Quote from: Chef
Quote from: GOD
Quote from: ChefTO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, I WILL BE GIVING THE URL TO THIS WEBSITE TO THE TROLL ARMY AT FUCKED COMPANY.
::utterly dry voice:: Oh please
no
not trolls
we dont know how to handle trolls here  ::/utterly dry voice::

NO, ACTUALLY YOU DON'T, SWEET THANG.

WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXAMPLE OR THREE?
I could be wrong here, but I think I am experiancing it right now just by reading this...

YOU ARE WRONG.  IT IS FAR, FAR WORSE THAN THIS.

CHEF DIESEL,
IS WILLING TO BET YOU'LL PUKE.  AND I'M NOT HALF AS BAD AS THE TROLL ARMY.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Malaul

::stern look::

now Eldora
we must accept Rogers decision to be Chef for now
it was wrong of us to do otherwise

Lets all play nice now shall we?


Go ahead "Chef" we are listening...
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Chef

Quote from: GOD::stern look::

now Eldora
we must accept Rogers decision to be Chef for now
it was wrong of us to do otherwise

Lets all play nice now shall we?


Go ahead "Chef" we are listening...

YOU'RE REALLY HAVING TROUBLE WITH THIS WHOLE CONCEPT, AREN'T YOU?

CHEF D,
KNEW YOU WERE DENSE, BUT DAY-UM.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Malaul

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YOU ARE WRONG.  IT IS FAR, FAR WORSE THAN THIS.

CHEF DIESEL,
IS WILLING TO BET YOU'LL PUKE.  AND I'M NOT HALF AS BAD AS THE TROLL ARMY.
Yes Dear  ::pats hand::
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Horab Fibslager

i reckon if roger wants to be a big baby, he shoudl ahve the good grace to do it like a 6 year old girl, instead of angsty suburban teenager who's parent's jsut bought him the wrong nelly cd.

also if roger wants to blame elections, he should com eback home and whien about the truly corrupt government in the land of his birth, isntead of whining about it with none of the flare or entertainment value of a hunter s thompson piece.
Hell is other people.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

Everywhere i look human emotion on display in all of it's glory.


who would have thought that possible?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Chef

Quote from: horab the impaleri reckon if roger wants to be a big baby, he shoudl ahve the good grace to do it like a 6 year old girl, instead of angsty suburban teenager who's parent's jsut bought him the wrong nelly cd.

also if roger wants to blame elections, he should com eback home and whien about the truly corrupt government in the land of his birth, isntead of whining about it with none of the flare or entertainment value of a hunter s thompson piece.

HE ALWAYS WAS A SISSY.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Horab Fibslager

being the same person i don't distinguish here roger.
Hell is other people.

Chef

Quote from: horab the impalerbeing the same person i don't distinguish here roger.

*SHRUG*

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID, SON.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Horab Fibslager

Hell is other people.

Chef

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i am stupid. and don't you forget it.

I WON'T, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP TYPING.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.

Horab Fibslager

maybe i'm enjoying myself here.

im in the middle fo a two week sabbatical ehre, it's not liek i'm hurtin for time...
Hell is other people.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Like my hubby says, don't let the long hair fool ya!
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