THA CHEF MANIFESTO, OR EULOGY FOR THA "GOOD" REV.

[Chef]

yup
it was all my fault
defintely

And IIIII helped
PS for you young'uns, that's from an old Shake and Bake commercial

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Rog, sweetie, I was Eris with the BIG wooden spoon stirring the pot alllll day long.  The funny thing about chaos, you can never be quite sure how things will end up.  Sorry you went all suicidal and all.  That was never my intention.  But it proved a point I was trying to make to Goat Turd, every one is fair game.  I have taken my hits here.  Now it's your turn.  Take your own advice and take it like a man.

NOT ROGER.  BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING.

WOULD YOU LIKE A CONSOLATION PRIZE?

[Malaul]

TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, I WILL BE GIVING THE URL TO THIS WEBSITE TO THE TROLL ARMY AT FUCKED COMPANY.

::utterly dry voice:: Oh please
no
not trolls
we dont know how to handle trolls here  ::/utterly dry voice::

NO, ACTUALLY YOU DON'T, SWEET THANG.

WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXAMPLE OR THREE?

I could be wrong here, but I think I am experiancing it right now just by reading this...

[Chef]

TO SHOW MY APPRECIATION, I WILL BE GIVING THE URL TO THIS WEBSITE TO THE TROLL ARMY AT FUCKED COMPANY.

::utterly dry voice:: Oh please
no
not trolls
we dont know how to handle trolls here  ::/utterly dry voice::

NO, ACTUALLY YOU DON'T, SWEET THANG.

WOULD YOU LIKE AN EXAMPLE OR THREE?

I could be wrong here, but I think I am experiancing it right now just by reading this...

YOU ARE WRONG.  IT IS FAR, FAR WORSE THAN THIS.

CHEF DIESEL,
IS WILLING TO BET YOU'LL PUKE.  AND I'M NOT HALF AS BAD AS THE TROLL ARMY.

[Malaul]

::stern look::

now Eldora
we must accept Rogers decision to be Chef for now
it was wrong of us to do otherwise

Lets all play nice now shall we?


Go ahead "Chef" we are listening...

[Chef]

::stern look::

now Eldora
we must accept Rogers decision to be Chef for now
it was wrong of us to do otherwise

Lets all play nice now shall we?


Go ahead "Chef" we are listening...

YOU'RE REALLY HAVING TROUBLE WITH THIS WHOLE CONCEPT, AREN'T YOU?

CHEF D,
KNEW YOU WERE DENSE, BUT DAY-UM.

[Malaul]

YOU ARE WRONG.  IT IS FAR, FAR WORSE THAN THIS.

CHEF DIESEL,
IS WILLING TO BET YOU'LL PUKE.  AND I'M NOT HALF AS BAD AS THE TROLL ARMY.

Yes Dear  ::pats hand::

[Horab Fibslager]

i reckon if roger wants to be a big baby, he shoudl ahve the good grace to do it like a 6 year old girl, instead of angsty suburban teenager who's parent's jsut bought him the wrong nelly cd.

also if roger wants to blame elections, he should com eback home and whien about the truly corrupt government in the land of his birth, isntead of whining about it with none of the flare or entertainment value of a hunter s thompson piece.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

Everywhere i look human emotion on display in all of it's glory.


who would have thought that possible?

[Chef]

i reckon if roger wants to be a big baby, he shoudl ahve the good grace to do it like a 6 year old girl, instead of angsty suburban teenager who's parent's jsut bought him the wrong nelly cd.

also if roger wants to blame elections, he should com eback home and whien about the truly corrupt government in the land of his birth, isntead of whining about it with none of the flare or entertainment value of a hunter s thompson piece.

HE ALWAYS WAS A SISSY.

[Horab Fibslager]

being the same person i don't distinguish here roger.

[Chef]

being the same person i don't distinguish here roger.

*SHRUG*

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID, SON.

[Horab Fibslager]

lol.

i am stupid. and don't you forget it.

[Chef]

lol.

i am stupid. and don't you forget it.

I WON'T, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP TYPING.

[Horab Fibslager]

maybe i'm enjoying myself here.

im in the middle fo a two week sabbatical ehre, it's not liek i'm hurtin for time...

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Like my hubby says, don't let the long hair fool ya!
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