THA CHEF MANIFESTO, OR EULOGY FOR THA "GOOD" REV.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

No, I've been keeping up with it all, Eldora.  What I was referring to was:

...WHILE HE (AND ONE OR TWO MORONS LIKE HIM) WAS SERMONIZING, EVERYONE ELSE WAS EITHER JABBERING ABOUT COOKIES AND PIE, OR TRYING TO FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER...

ooops
[Emily Litella voice]
That's very different, nevermind
[/Emily Litella voice]

[Hoshiko]

CHEF, winning hearts one post at a time.

Oh dear god, not flirting and pie! Anything but that!

I would encourage CHEF to take things less seriously and try flirting, but I'm afraid all of our heads would explode from disgust, horab especially.

So instead I'll encourage him to put his money where his mouth is do something actually useful, like seducing angry white republicans in the hopes that they'll chill out. Cheney first.

Now put on those hotpants and get out there and make a difference, foo.

[Chef]

CHEF, winning hearts one post at a time.

Oh dear god, not flirting and pie! Anything but that!

I would encourage CHEF to take things less seriously and try flirting, but I'm afraid all of our heads would explode from disgust, horab especially.

So instead I'll encourage him to put his money where his mouth is do something actually useful, like seducing angry white republicans in the hopes that they'll chill out. Cheney first.

Now put on those hotpants and get out there and make a difference, foo.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH DICK CHENEY?

HE'S DOING THE SAME WORK THAT I AM, JUST IN A DIFFERENT WAY.

AND - THOUGH CHEF HATES TO ADMIT IT - MUCH MORE EFFECTIVELY.

CHEF DIESEL,
LIKES THIS DECADE.

[agent compassion]

Can't we just flirt with the pies?

[Chef]

Can't we just flirt with the pies?

WHY NOT?  IT'S ALL YUO "DISCORDIANS" EVER DO.

CHEF D,
KNOWS THE PHONEYS WHEN HE SEES THEM.

[Hoshiko]

Oh, I'm sorry Rog. Forgot you only like to flirt with the Neocon pies.

It's not that we're getting teary-eyed over the Rev, it's just that you've replaced a highly argumentative and sometimes amusing persona for one that likes to call people poopy-heads. It's somewhat amusing, but limited.

Let me bring this down to your current level-

CHEF D,
KNOWS THE PHONEYS WHEN HE SEES THEM

It takes one to know one.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

This thread was loopy.

Chef D., is one or several crazy fucking tongan(s).

Now it is officially JACKED!

Who knows something about pirates and their drinking habits?

[Efrim]

This thread was loopy.

Chef D., is one or several crazy fucking tongan(s).

Now it is officially JACKED!

Who knows something about pirates and their drinking habits?

Rum, naturally. Lots of it.

[Lurker]

This thread was loopy.

Chef D., is one or several crazy fucking tongan(s).

Now it is officially JACKED!

Who knows something about pirates and their drinking habits?

Chef is Roger's Id, with no superego to control it.

Or they are at least using the same comp.

[LMNO]

We know.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Pirates have some strange drinking games, don't they?

[East Coast Hustle]

I like the ship-boarding drinking game...everytime someone loses an eye, drink...every time someone takes a musket ball at close range, drink twice...etc. etc. etc....

[Donkeyotay]

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