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Started by Horab Fibslager, February 19, 2005, 05:26:51 AM

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Horab Fibslager

February 19, 2005, 05:26:51 AM
i will woo alanis morrisette into shagging me. how? i will tell her that despite not likign her music, she is teh hawt baez0r, and goddess told me it is my holy mission to give her pleasure.

hoefully this turns out better than hte quest for the 2 foot tall 3 elbowed midget...
Hell is other people.

Trojan Man

#1
February 19, 2005, 05:30:41 AM
Ah, teh day Horab tries to cuddle Alanis.  It'll start a new Holyday.  The day of condom-nation.  But only if you use Trojan brand condoms.
Για την ευχαρίστησή της
For Her pleasure.

Horab Fibslager

#2
February 19, 2005, 05:35:57 AM
well i tried her website but no good, i have mere hour sin which to accomplish this holy mission.
Hell is other people.

Horab Fibslager

#3
February 22, 2005, 05:54:13 AM
well this oen didn't work out. not really my type anyway.
Hell is other people.

Zurtok Khan

#4
February 23, 2005, 08:08:59 AM
Alanis Morissette is sexy.

If anyone on this board is going to fuck her, it's going to be me.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

East Coast Hustle

#5
February 23, 2005, 02:55:23 PM
dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? that chick is hella buckled...

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Malaul

#6
February 23, 2005, 05:13:38 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
buckled
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Zurtok Khan

#7
February 24, 2005, 07:33:51 AM
What the fuck does that mean?
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

LMNO

#8
February 24, 2005, 02:41:20 PM
Buckled:
3. An instance of bending, warping, or crumpling; a bend or bulge.


As a mental image, it's pretty fierce.

East Coast Hustle

#9
February 24, 2005, 02:58:20 PM
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.What the fuck does that mean?

it means she looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickels.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Horab Fibslager

#10
February 24, 2005, 05:48:27 PM
Quote from: McStab
Quote from: Saint Zurtok Ah.D.What the fuck does that mean?

it means she looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickels.

8)


she's better looking than you.

btw, what do you use for your facials?
Hell is other people.

LMNO

#11
February 24, 2005, 06:11:08 PM
I think he uses Scotch.

Bella

#12
February 24, 2005, 06:25:45 PM
Quote from: LMNOBuckled:
3. An instance of bending, warping, or crumpling; a bend or bulge.


As a mental image, it's pretty fierce.
Where do you guys learn these things?

I like like Alanis.
Ow! Don't hit me.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Cain

#13
February 24, 2005, 06:35:39 PM
Quote from: LMNOI think he uses Scotch.

You mean Im not the only one? :shock:

LMNO

#14
February 24, 2005, 06:57:20 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: LMNOBuckled:
3. An instance of bending, warping, or crumpling; a bend or bulge.


As a mental image, it's pretty fierce.
Where do you guys learn these things?

I like like Alanis.
Ow! Don't hit me.

Me?  I just have a dictionary, and a vivid imagination.  McAssyStabbinationPants started it.
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