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Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#2850
March 31, 2005, 10:36:08 PM
Quote from: DavenBesides, what kind of an idiot would I be if I let others make my decisions for me?
The kind of idiot that posts around here asking questions like that?

Daven

#2851
March 31, 2005, 11:11:17 PM
Quote from: Autoerotic Asphyxiationyou'd probably work for US.

do any of you really think you won't end up working for US?

Don't you remember that I posted that I did my time in the Army therefore I am out, free and clear?
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei

"My god carries a hammer.  Your god died nailed to a cross.  Any questions?"
"He's your god, they're your rules, YOU burn in hell."

Gimoz

#2852
March 31, 2005, 11:38:51 PM
What army?

The Open Bar

#2853
March 31, 2005, 11:45:09 PM
was it the Kiss army?

Gimoz

#2854
April 01, 2005, 12:53:21 AM
Did you kiss the army!?  :shock:

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

#2855
April 01, 2005, 01:35:52 AM
You are joking, right? Perhaps you did not know that the army is comprised mostly of Zorga's many many ex-husbands?
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Daven

#2856
April 01, 2005, 01:40:35 AM
United states Military Army, the KISS Army was a long time ago.  What's a Saint Second Class?
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei

"My god carries a hammer.  Your god died nailed to a cross.  Any questions?"
"He's your god, they're your rules, YOU burn in hell."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#2857
April 01, 2005, 03:23:47 AM
did the army make you eat beef in a pouch?

Daven

#2858
April 01, 2005, 03:30:16 AM
Mmmm, what's Spanish for "All the time"?
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei

"My god carries a hammer.  Your god died nailed to a cross.  Any questions?"
"He's your god, they're your rules, YOU burn in hell."

East Coast Hustle

#2859
April 01, 2005, 03:33:30 AM
I apologize in advance for this. It's the demon rum making me act like this...

j0 m0mma eatz beef in a pouch, biatch!
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#2860
April 01, 2005, 03:38:55 AM
Quote from: DavenMmmm, what's Spanish for "All the time"?

is it "todo el tiempo?"

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#2861
April 01, 2005, 03:42:03 AM
Hey Hate Factory, have you used that handle before?  Or am I having deja vu again?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#2862
April 01, 2005, 11:27:02 AM
Why do fish never close their eyes?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Gimoz

#2863
April 01, 2005, 12:16:01 PM
Have you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?

Great Teacher Largo

#2864
April 01, 2005, 12:16:49 PM
Quote from: GimozHave you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?

Thank you voice of reason and sanity.
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