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Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#2865
April 01, 2005, 12:20:02 PM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: GimozHave you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?

Thank you voice of reason and sanity.

What? I have never heard such drivel in all my life!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Great Teacher Largo

#2866
April 01, 2005, 12:25:20 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: GimozHave you got any choice when you don't have eyelids?

Thank you voice of reason and sanity.

What? I have never heard such drivel in all my life!

You have now.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#2867
April 01, 2005, 12:35:44 PM
Why should I care?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Great Teacher Largo

#2868
April 01, 2005, 12:48:54 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCWhy should I care?

Do I look like I care if you should care?
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#2869
April 01, 2005, 12:53:22 PM
Can you give a detailed description of Claw Shrimp anatomy?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Great Teacher Largo

#2870
April 01, 2005, 12:57:36 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCCan you give a detailed description of Claw Shrimp anatomy?

You know very well, much as I do, that no one has ever gotten close enough to an intact claw shrimp to give an anatomical monograph, and lived to tell it.

However, from the bits and pieces that are left over from the killing, I can infrom you they are tasty.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#2871
April 01, 2005, 01:15:28 PM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCCan you give a detailed description of Claw Shrimp anatomy?

You know very well, much as I do, that no one has ever gotten close enough to an intact claw shrimp to give an anatomical monograph, and lived to tell it.

However, from the bits and pieces that are left over from the killing, I can infrom you they are tasty.

Well no shit. Why do you think they are so vicious? They know the score.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#2872
April 01, 2005, 01:49:37 PM
do they chew your eyeballs up?

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#2873
April 01, 2005, 02:08:19 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodledo they chew your eyeballs up?

Only on saturdays.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

LMNO

#2874
April 01, 2005, 03:25:19 PM
They have teeth?

scorch

#2875
April 01, 2005, 04:12:34 PM
how big are they?

Open Your Mind...

"Every Opinion Matters"

Warning: Information Overload Alert!

Great Teacher Largo

#2876
April 01, 2005, 04:31:21 PM
They are tasty, and .00007 lawyers in size.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Gimoz

#2877
April 01, 2005, 07:36:25 PM
<aneresic whine>
Aren't you supposed to post questions only?
</aneresic whine>

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#2878
April 01, 2005, 07:37:28 PM
do you actually follow rules?

LMNO

#2879
April 01, 2005, 07:38:17 PM
if it's good for a laugh, why not?
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