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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#2985
April 04, 2005, 09:43:56 PM
i buy guns from gangsta on da street, yo. dont you?

anti-horab

#2986
April 04, 2005, 09:48:30 PM
doesn't everybody?
avian flu is the new ebola.

East Coast Hustle

#2987
April 04, 2005, 10:28:24 PM
I'm sorry, did I hear somebody say they were looking for a gat?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#2988
April 05, 2005, 01:49:35 AM
QuoteYea, who would have guessed that mixing Hobbes with Machiavelli would lead to a 10 day stay in a nut house?

Yeah, it's much better to mix Hobbes with Calvin...

8)

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Great Teacher Largo

#2989
April 05, 2005, 04:58:26 PM
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomAnyways, would you like to know the other questions they ask?

Quote
How's your appetite?
Sleeping well?
Any thoughts of hurting yourself or others?
Seeing or hearing things that aren't real?
Mood swings?
Any goal for the day?

I'm more interested if the facility in which you were deposited considered everyone to have a substance abuse problem and mandated that everyone had to attend AA or NA atleast once a day.  That and were the sexes segregated other than in their quarters?
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

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It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

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Zorga, Oracle of Rum

#2990
April 05, 2005, 07:04:20 PM
Quote from: SMFabalWhat is God?
That would be Zorga, would it not?
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Felix

#2991
April 05, 2005, 07:20:45 PM
Isn't god essentially self-deception?

LMNO

#2992
April 05, 2005, 07:27:12 PM
Are you saying Zorga is deceiving herself?





Naughty Felix!

Felix

#2993
April 05, 2005, 07:38:03 PM
In order to make sense of something so vast as the universe, we must all decieve ourselves.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#2994
April 05, 2005, 07:52:55 PM
Quote from: aini, oracle of doom
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: aini, oracle of doomDo you have any homocidal or suicidal thoughts?
Since you used or that would be yes, and you?  Which aini do we have today?

Perhaps, geeky aini delving into memories she wishes she never had?
Sweetie, we all have memories we wish we didn't, you hadn't figured that out yet?  We all have issues, we all have traumas, we all have nightmares.  We are all special, but at the same time, none of us are special, that is the way of life, isn't it?

CORNHOLIO

#2995
April 05, 2005, 10:18:58 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodlei think everyone in here is older then i think...thats good maybe?
I'm younger than you, heh, heh, heh, does that help, heh, don't hit me, OK?, heh...
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!

Malaul

#2996
April 05, 2005, 10:41:18 PM
Who is letting this IDIOT still continue to breath let alone post here?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Horab Fibslager

#2997
April 05, 2005, 10:48:10 PM
which idiot?
Hell is other people.

Malaul

#2998
April 05, 2005, 10:57:35 PM
Uhmmmm cornholio? Hellllllllloooooooooooooo?!?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

CORNHOLIO

#2999
April 05, 2005, 11:04:39 PM
Quote from: MalaulUhmmmm cornholio? Hellllllllloooooooooooooo?!?
Um, like I know I'm not very smart and stuff, but, like it's not my fault or anything and I was trying to be nice or something or kill me, no just kidding, heh, AAAAHH, heh

:run away:

AAAAAaaaaa.....
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!
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