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Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

didnt he crash it last week?

Gimoz

Isn't Jesus too good a driver to crash?

LMNO

Why would you say that?  There wasn't any internal combustion 2000 years ago, was there?

Gimoz

Wouldn't being divine and stuff help?

LMNO

Didn't save him getting nailed to tree, now, did it?

And didn't JG Ballard have something about a car crash being like a post-modern crucifixtion?

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

i  think cars should be cross shaped yes?

LMNO

But what about the Jews?



LMNO
-Would love to have a car shaped like the Star of David.

Gimoz

You nailed a yew to his car!?!

LMNO

Why do you have to bring the Trees into this?

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

is it because they are full of carbs?

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

Zorga is also full of carbs, so would this apply to Zorga as well?
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Horab Fibslager

i9  dunno man, but i'm, mpretty fucjkin drunk.e i only spwent 60$ at thedamn ed pubn :P
Hell is other people.

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

Zorga was drunk last night. Unfortunately, I'm sober today.
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Horab Fibslager

i'm still a little tipsy... :P
Hell is other people.

CORNHOLIO

Quote from: Zorga, Oracle of RumZorga was drunk last night. Unfortunately, I'm sober today.
Auntie Zorga, um, did you forget it was supposed to be a question?

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