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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
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Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?

My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb.  And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard.  I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

:tgrr:

Is that a question?

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Ratatosk on March 14, 2011, 07:42:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?

My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb.  And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard.  I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

:tgrr:

Is that a question?



ARE YOU TESTING?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:43:07 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on March 14, 2011, 07:42:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:17:05 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:13:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 14, 2011, 06:10:37 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Why can't I kill you all just by wanting it?

Why are your chakras out of alignment?

:crankey:
Would you like some herbal tea?

My chakras are out of alignment because I jumped a curb.  And I have COFFEE, which is GOOD for me, I don't need your damn toxic "herbal" tea (ALL FUCKING TEA IS URBAN, FFS, GODDAMMIT), and I need a big fucking harpoon for spearing hippies right through the fucking gizzard.  I've had ALL I CAN TAKE WITH THIS HIPPIE SHIT, AND I WILL IN FACT KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!

:tgrr:

Is that a question?



ARE YOU TESTING?

Would you like me too?

Don Coyote


pH

Does it burn more or less when i гореть your ساق with my פלאַמינג hamster of ไม่ศักดิ์สิทธิ์ yet सुस्वादु proportions?
This is a distraction.

QuoteTOMAHAWKS

Dysfunctional Cunt

I don't know, do you?

Don Coyote

Quote from: pH on March 14, 2011, 11:30:38 PM
Does it burn more or less when i гореть your ساق with my פלאַמינג hamster of ไม่ศักดิ์สิทธิ์ yet सुस्वादु proportions?

Why are you so ?

pH

Why do i have to jump off the roof of my house weekly?
This is a distraction.

QuoteTOMAHAWKS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:33:00 AM
Why do i have to jump off the roof of my house weekly?

Why don't you try something higher?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

pH

This is a distraction.

QuoteTOMAHAWKS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:42:14 AM
Why havent you?

Holy ManTM.  These fucking wretches need me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

pH

As I have no such excuse, I therefore will go to the slightly-taller-than-one-story wall across the street. I may or may not return.
This is a distraction.

QuoteTOMAHAWKS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: pH on March 15, 2011, 01:48:14 AM
As I have no such excuse, I therefore will go to the slightly-taller-than-one-story wall across the street. I may or may not return.


Bonus points if you belly flop.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

Quote from: Donald Coyote on March 14, 2011, 05:46:22 AM
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DIS FREAD RUINED MY LIFE.

Vhy didst you have to breaksd da rulez?


Do you hate Jebuus?

OMG if you were Nathan Explosion I would totally fuck you.  I FUCKING LOVE Nathan Explosion.  And Toki, but more like I would like a puppy.

Why are you mixing up Nathan Explosion with  Skwisgaar Skwigelf? :lulz:

And now why is everything sounding likst Skwisgaar in my headkst?

I bet you won't believe me, but I knew you were doing Skwisgaar.  But it jogged a thingy in my head-brain, and I barfed it onto the interbutts.

DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?!?!?!?!??!??!

IS COFFEE FUCKING METAL?!?!?!?!?

Don Coyote

IS IT THE BLACKEST, DARKEST COFFEE EVER??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?