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Re: Questions Only
« Reply #3480 on: May 05, 2011, 04:23:24 am »
Do you think she is from Pittsburgh?

How could she not be?

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Re: Questions Only
« Reply #3481 on: May 05, 2011, 10:45:22 am »
Who's a moron?
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« Reply #3482 on: May 05, 2011, 01:58:57 pm »
Was she talking to us?
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« Reply #3483 on: May 05, 2011, 03:18:14 pm »
Are the rivers in England cleaner than the rivers in Ohio?
Despite never having never been to Ohio, nor even sure if I could find it on a map, by using the same, progressive information gathering techniques employed by the Worlds major News Agencies, (making it up off the top of my head) I can say with every confidence that yes, the English rivers are indeed cleaner than the ones in Ohio. Although without having to rely on foundless speculation , I am unable to furnish any further details. 

Maybe I am thinking of New York...I just remember there being stories about rivers up in the northeast that were catching on fire due to all the pollution.

What city am I thinking of? (trying to get thread back on track)

Cleveland. And those stories you're reading are about 30 years old.
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Re: Questions Only
« Reply #3484 on: May 05, 2011, 03:19:07 pm »
I hate this fucking thread so much it should hurt.
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« Reply #3485 on: May 05, 2011, 03:26:18 pm »
Heh, if you were stranded on a deserted island with a laptop and you could only access one pd.com thread which would it be?

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Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
« Reply #3486 on: May 05, 2011, 03:27:38 pm »
Haikus, for sure.

At least it allows me to tell people to fuck off in an elegant manner.
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Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
« Reply #3487 on: May 05, 2011, 04:25:31 pm »
First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO.  But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?

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« Reply #3488 on: May 05, 2011, 05:16:11 pm »
I hate this fucking thread so much it should hurt.

You say it should, but does it?
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« Reply #3489 on: May 05, 2011, 05:25:03 pm »
First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO.  But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?

Yes.  I like the 3 sentence thread. 
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« Reply #3490 on: May 05, 2011, 05:29:24 pm »
First I thought you meant the "Very short short stories (3 sentences)" thread, because that one's actually pretty good IMO.  But you were talking about the 3-word-run-on-chain-sentence crap, right?

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Re: Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.
« Reply #3491 on: May 05, 2011, 09:26:10 pm »
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?
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« Reply #3492 on: May 05, 2011, 09:28:13 pm »
Because it is only funny on Who's Line Is It Anyway and not on a message board? 
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« Reply #3493 on: May 05, 2011, 09:34:19 pm »
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?

Because it's OCD crap.
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« Reply #3494 on: May 05, 2011, 09:54:51 pm »
Why does everyone hate this thread so much?

Because it's OCD crap.

Isn't it actually even worse than that?
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