kill aini

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

Oh well.
Zorga is sure you can adjust yourself.

[saint aini]

Zorga kills aini and pickles her in rum.
See how well aini and Zorga get along now?

not wanting to get involved, but would pickled fairy in rum be worth stocking in the bar or should i just order in some more beer?

::stabs this pope where it hurts::

[East Coast Hustle]

whaddaya know? I'm adjusting myself right now as we speak...

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

Good man.
Zorga knew you were up to the challenge.

[Mangrove]

Zorga kills aini and pickles her in rum.
See how well aini and Zorga get along now?

not wanting to get involved, but would pickled fairy in rum be worth stocking in the bar or should i just order in some more beer?

::stabs this pope where it hurts::

hmm...touchy. i was merely conducting market research. the fact that zorga wants you pickled ain't my fault missy.

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

hmm...touchy. i was merely conducting market research. the fact that zorga wants you pickled ain't my fault missy.

This is quite true. Zoga is sorry you were stabbed by the jealous fairy.
Would you like a bandaid and a drink, Pope xvii?

[saint aini]

hmm...touchy. i was merely conducting market research. the fact that zorga wants you pickled ain't my fault missy.

This is quite true. Zoga is sorry you were stabbed by the jealous fairy.
Would you like a bandaid and a drink, Pope xvii?

::bites zorga::

[Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell]

Why is Aini ticked off? I want Aini the Lover, not Aini the Fighter.

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

Zorga knows the answer. aini is jealous.
Zorga thinks the fairy's childish tantrums are amusing.

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

::bites zorga::

Hello!?!
You are not real.
Therefore your bites do not hurt anyone.

[Mangrove]

hmm...touchy. i was merely conducting market research. the fact that zorga wants you pickled ain't my fault missy.

This is quite true. Zoga is sorry you were stabbed by the jealous fairy.
Would you like a bandaid and a drink, Pope xvii?

thank you zorga. not to worry...i never come to PD without my trusty stab jacket.

i'm guessing you're drinking rum tonight?  

[Zorga, Oracle of Rum]

Zorga will be drinking rum every night.
How did you guess?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Zorga would totally agree on that one.

Were is she?  I need help picking a running mate.

Zorga has only one thing to say to this.........

HAhahahaaaaaa!

What?  You're getting out of the political consulting biz?

This is the worst thing to happen to American politics since Carville quit.

[agent compassion]

not wanting to get involved, but would pickled fairy in rum be worth stocking in the bar or should i just order in some more beer?

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[agent compassion]

::stabs this pope where it hurts::

Oh, you did not just go there missy.

::grabs aini, travels forward in time ten years and defenestrates her from the top of the Freedom Towers::