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Started by Ben, February 25, 2005, 07:25:07 PM

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#15
February 26, 2005, 01:43:46 AM
Discordia should marry Grayface, because if She doesn't get serious about Erisian churches, weddings, etcetera, Grayface will plow Her over.  Of course she'll have Her revenge and make Grayface into a skull necklace, but still, I think they might be better off de-divorcing.

Horab Fibslager

#16
February 26, 2005, 01:53:09 AM
i think discordia is better off without churches and weddings. it's what gives us our credibility. stick apart and whatnot right?


we don't want your money, donate it to your waitress.
Hell is other people.

Ben

#17
February 26, 2005, 01:55:10 AM
Money?  I don't have money!  That's what I propose this scheme for.  Get as rich as the Christians at their own (yet entirely opposite) gig.

Horab Fibslager

#18
February 26, 2005, 01:56:40 AM
well then start a church. wait, isn't that subgeniusism?
Hell is other people.

Ben

#19
February 26, 2005, 01:58:09 AM
How about Erisian-Christian weddings?  Jehova and Eris watch over as mere mortals marry.  Then they give birth to the messiah who saves the world forever.  Okay, who wants to shoot me now?

Ben

#20
February 26, 2005, 01:59:50 AM
Quote from: horabwell then start a church. wait, isn't that subgeniusism?
I can't afford a church!  I just wanna be the priest of the church and get all the royalties and rape all the alter boys.

Ben

#21
February 26, 2005, 02:04:42 AM
Hardly anybody even knows about Discordianism and the church of the Subgenius.  They don't have actual churches.  Of, course, if they did, the makers of it would probably be shot by the other too serious religions, but that's just the way of things.

agent compassion

#22
February 26, 2005, 06:12:18 PM
Grey is there to make color look even more awesome. It's all about complement and contrast.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
February 26, 2005, 06:35:08 PM
Quote from: ZemonHardly anybody even knows about Discordianism and the church of the Subgenius.  They don't have actual churches.  Of, course, if they did, the makers of it would probably be shot by the other too serious religions, but that's just the way of things.

No, it's worse than that.  The two religions would be co-opted by the CoN.

In fact, that may already be happening.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben

#24
February 26, 2005, 06:45:07 PM
Actually, the Discordian body politic is best left to the internet and even obscurity.  And maybe less people are ignorant of it than I think.  It is occultish.  It's kind of cooler when it's occult than if it were like a really big religion, though sometimes I'd rather see a straight out Erisian bumper sticker once in a while than a million "Support our Troops" Christian fish.

Cain

#25
February 26, 2005, 06:47:05 PM
Quote from: ZemonActually, the Discordian body politic is best left to the internet and even obscurity.  And maybe less people are ignorant of it than I think.  It is occultish.  It's kind of cooler when it's occult than if it were like a really big religion, though sometimes I'd rather see a straight out Erisian bumper sticker once in a while than a million "Support our Troops" Christian fish.

The way forward is being small.  The day Discordianism and the Church of the SubGenius gets big is the day they get co-opted and die.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
February 26, 2005, 06:49:40 PM
Quote from: Kensei
Quote from: ZemonActually, the Discordian body politic is best left to the internet and even obscurity.  And maybe less people are ignorant of it than I think.  It is occultish.  It's kind of cooler when it's occult than if it were like a really big religion, though sometimes I'd rather see a straight out Erisian bumper sticker once in a while than a million "Support our Troops" Christian fish.

The way forward is being small.  The day Discordianism and the Church of the SubGenius gets big is the day they get co-opted and die.

This is the correct commercialized religion.

We're better off obscure.  We should be encouraging other groups, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

gnimbley

#27
February 26, 2005, 11:50:09 PM
They won't ever get "big." They are too "wierd." Most people
can't handle "wierd." Takes a special breed.

Rabbits. Something like that. You know.

Bob the Mediocre

#28
February 28, 2005, 12:30:16 AM
Quote from: KenseiOr me.  I sent a PM to you at the Neuroboard, but you had gone.  Feel free to ignore it once you get back there.

Feel free to ignore my reply then.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"

I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Cain

#29
February 28, 2005, 12:31:59 AM
Quote from: Bob the Baby
Quote from: KenseiOr me.  I sent a PM to you at the Neuroboard, but you had gone.  Feel free to ignore it once you get back there.

Feel free to ignore my reply then.

I did :roll:  :wink:
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